Eric the Cock Yearning Midget.
Eric the Cock Yearning Midget.
You that reporter I called?

Best
1) Hank
2) Beet
3) Daniel carver
4) Elliot Offen
5) Hateman
6) Crackhead Bob
7) Elephant Boy
8) Gary The Retard
9) Gina Man
10) High Pitch
Everyone else is pretty much spot on with their list. Of that list, I can see ETM and Crazy Alice being on that list. Everyone else? Not so much.
And I feel bad because I forgot about Gary the Retard. How could I? Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu!!!
1. Hank do explanation needed
2. Beet same as hank
3.yucko some of his early stuff, and if you look on you tube there is funny stuff, and the topper when he walked around dc with a target when they had the sniper
4. elegant eliott offen in small doses, some of his rants to Howard are classic
5. crackhead Bob love the guy not sure why
5. elephant boy the story's about going to a baba booey appearance even after shitting his pants, and the bi voice ads he would post, tons of material
6. high pitch the fish phobia, his appearance, death threat voicemails, there's alot of stuff there
7. hateman his rants on robin are symphony's
9. jesus twins & manager have to have the manager added to the mix, is there a creepier person on earth than the manager?
10. riley do I really need to explain??? the symbols is enough!
1. who gives a fuck
2. who gives a fuck
3. who gives a fuck
4. who gives a fuck
5-10. who gives a fuck
The list is garbage since it doesn't have Hank or Beetlejuice. My top 10
1. Hank (often overlooked is the fact that the guy was also legitamately funny which separates him from basically every other wackpacker which we laugh at). Hank had some great lines and quips that we actually laughed with
2.Beetlejuice
3. Elliot Often
4. Bigfoot (the new one, by far the best wackpacker of the sirius era and the last great one)
5. Daniel Carver (the guy was by far the funniest one at his own roast)
6.Yucko
7. Hateman
8. Gary the Retard
9.Crazy Alice
10. Jeff the Drunk
Special mentions Erik the Midget, Hi Pitch Erik, Riley Martin, Elephant Boy, John the Stutterer
Worst
1. Bobo
2. Sioban
3. Debbie the pet lady
4. Medicated Pete
5. Wendy the Retard
what happened to that contest someone was doing here, with the brackets? that was cool.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
Beet
Offen
Hank the Dwarf
Big Foot
John the Stutterer
Gary the Retard
Eric the Midget
Daniel Carver
Jeff the Drunk
Crack Head Bob
Hank to Beetle "who wrote the Gettysburg address"
Beetle "I don't wear dresses"
1) Hank
2) Bigfoot It is
3) Riley Martin "I'm stroking my hydrogen rod, Riley"
4) Beet
5) Who's High Pitch?
6) Eric, The Shitcock. 0.0 invites to the Sacramento Lady Pirates Meet n Greet is #1 Stern moment in my book
7) Gary The Retard
8) Jeff The Drunk. Automatic invite for wiping out on camera with 10 quarts of beer in plastic bags
9) Elephant Boy. He's in b/c of his positive attitude and willingness to do anything for the show
10) Tie: Crackhead Bob "Tickie tie main"/Mark the Bagger "YES!"
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