Eric the Midget's Line of the Week

**HORSETOOTHED** · 12-06-2012, 12:48 AM

This bit was actually going for about 10 minutes before they even called Eric, which made his response all the better.

**ElRexican** · 12-06-2012, 12:52 AM

Agree!

That was hilarious.

**pontius pilot** · 12-06-2012, 12:55 AM

i can't help but love that little bastard.

**Phillipmcd** · 12-06-2012, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by pontius pilot

i can't help but love that little bastard.

Agreed

**HORSETOOTHED** · 12-06-2012, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by pontius pilot

i can't help but love that little bastard.

Definitely. I think he's probably my favorite wackpaker at this point. His calls are so consistently funny over such a long time and you still never know what he's going to be up to next.

**Hateman** · 12-06-2012, 01:12 AM

I hope he dies soon

**HORSETOOTHED** · 12-06-2012, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Hateman

I hope he dies soon

**DICKWAD** · 12-06-2012, 02:09 AM

It would have been funny before Howard pissed on everybody. I like to hold a grudge. Howard's obviously trying to reel his fans back in.

**FishySausage** · 12-06-2012, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by HORSETOOTHED

Definitely. I think he's probably my favorite wackpaker at this point. His calls are so consistently funny over such a long time and you still never know what he's going to be up to next.

I love that little fucker! He is unwittingly the funniest wackpacker of the bunch! (Well maybe Beet on a good day)
But I can't get enough.
The other day when Howard couldn't get him to admit he'd rather have Scott's legs was hilarious! Drove Howard nuts, which was even better.
Keep on living, ya evil little bastard!

**HooHoo** · 12-06-2012, 03:02 AM

I'd roll Eric and Stephen Hawking into a room full of bees and take bets on who blinks first.

**MrWarmth** · 12-06-2012, 04:10 AM

That would make a perfect replacement to "Join The Revolution!"

"Wake Up To Bullshit!"

**ApeFace** · 12-06-2012, 04:12 AM

Eric's tits look really huge lately. I suggested a bra but he gets all "bent out of shape". What a little dildo.

**MyLazyHand** · 12-06-2012, 04:14 AM

Wait, the machine confirms if you're GAY, but it provides a buzzer if you are gay and a "ding" if you're NOT gay?!

Jesus, they can't even get the sound effects straight....ponderous.

Hey Fred: "Ding" means positive and "Buzzer" means negative. Have you ever watched a game show, dummy? I told you not to be stupid...

**Time Bandit** · 12-06-2012, 04:21 AM

I love the little circus freak

I'd like to punt him into next week

**CCMaguire** · 12-06-2012, 04:26 AM

Originally Posted by MyLazyHand

Wait, the machine confirms if you're GAY, but it provides a buzzer if you are gay and a "ding" if you're NOT gay?!

Jesus, they can't even get the sound effects straight....ponderous.

Hey Fred: "Ding" means positive and "Buzzer" means negative. Have you ever watched a game show, dummy? I told you not to be stupid...

I thought the same thing. Later, they switched it around for another bit with George. A "ding" meant you were faithful and a "buzz" meant you were not faithful. Pretty lame. However, I do agree with Eric.