ITT: we admit to our flaws and things we don't know how to do.

[newcastlefan]

According to some people here, my biggest flaw is that I am French.

no, its that you are a french canadian. just being french is a little less bad.

[Slippy]

i can't pay attention to the things i can't do, or don't do well. i just shift to trying to do something else until i find something i am good at doing. focusing on my flaws is not especially good for my performance.

I accept the things I'm not good at. I don't necessarily focus on them. I realize I'll never look graceful on a diving board, or be called Betty Crocker - I have accepted this.

[Splash]

You are white trash and people here pretend to like what you say because you have a nice looking face.

Me?

[Slippy]

You are white trash and people here pretend to like what you say because you have a nice looking face.

Why do they pretend to like you then? 'Cause you're ugly as regurgitated dirt.

[Ridic Too]

I can't do anything wrong.

[Ridic Too]

Numbers make little sense to me in general. I barely squeaked by in highschool retard math. English and artistic classes I zipped through, but til this day I struggle with subtraction of large numbers and cannot begin to understand Algebra or any higher form of mathematics.

What a moron!

[bobtraw]

I'm not even sure why so many people love me. I'm an asshole and I can't figure out what I do right either, ridic. But the people love it.

[Slippy]

You are white trash and people here pretend to like what you say because you have a nice looking face.

...and once again, Bobtraw's fascination with me presents itself...

I think you want me really badly, and feel so spurned 'cause I think you're a fat ugly douchebag, that your sense of rejection portrays itself in hostility against me. I can't even count how many times you've addressed how pretty I am - then call me names and say "looks don't matter" - then attack other for their looks. But never me....you fucking want me REALLY badly, and we both know it.

[bobtraw]

I shit on airplane drink carts and I'm like a celebrity.

[Ridic Too]

You are white trash and people here pretend to like what you say because you have a nice looking face.

You can't insult correctly.

Slippy has an average face at best

[bobtraw]

I'm in ur thread hijackin the shit out of it

[Slippy]

I'm not even sure why so many people love me. I'm an asshole and I can't figure out what I do right either, ridic. But the people love it.

for once we agree - except for the people "loving you"

They're just scared of you. I am not.

[Nantrax]

no, its that you are a french canadian. just being french is a little less bad.

[Slippy]

I'm in ur thread hijackin the shit out of it

It needed some life anyways. We could realistically charge for our nasty banter.

[Slippy]

You can't insult correctly.

Slippy has an average face at best

That's as close to anything pleasant you've ever said to me, dicksucker.

[Ridic Too]

That's as close to anything pleasant you've ever said to me, dicksucker.

[DogStar69]

I can not fly a space shuttle

[FunnyFarm2]

I can't lick my eyebrows or tell if the water is cold and deep.

I can't pop my knuckles

I cant sing even though I do when no one is around

I can't look at the toilet paper after I wipe my ass

that's about it really

[Babs]

I cannot make a decent pie crust.

[Slippy]

I can't lick my eyebrows or tell if the water is cold and deep.

I can't pop my knuckles

I cant sing even though I do when no one is around

I can't look at the toilet paper after I wipe my ass

that's about it really

You should really learn how to crack your knuckles. My punch always has extra impact because I've been cracking them since I was young. There is no longer anything "ladylike" about my hands - but my knuckles leave a mark now, 'cause they get all swollen and bony after cracking them for years.

I cannot make a decent pie crust.

Pre-bought shells, Babs. Accept your short-coming, and bow to the professionals.