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  1. 12-05-2012, 08:06 PM #1
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    ITT: we admit to our flaws and things we don't know how to do.

    I cannot dive - I can never figure out how to position my body to get my feet above my head, to hit the water correctly. (yes bitches, I can get my feet above my head in other scenarios)

    I cannot do a backflip - same problem. I just can't figure out how to flip myself upside down like that, without a man's assistance.

    I cannot bake to save my soul.

    I'm terrified of heights, despite jumping out of an airplane 10X - and if you wanna see me piss my pants, throw a spider at me.

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  2. 12-05-2012, 08:08 PM #2
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    I can't write cursive and yank out nose hairs if I see one in the rear view.
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  3. 12-05-2012, 08:09 PM #3
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    I don't know how to admit to things.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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  4. 12-05-2012, 08:09 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazypreacher View Post
    I can't write cursive and yank out nose hairs if I see one in the rear view.
    They stopped teaching cursive!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  6. 12-05-2012, 08:12 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    They stopped teaching cursive!
    They most certainly did not. My children have better handwriting than I do.

    When I write, it rather looks like a chicken had an epilepsy fit across the page - but my kids have excellent handwriting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    They stopped teaching cursive!
    When did this happen?
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  8. 12-05-2012, 08:14 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazypreacher View Post
    When did this happen?
    It didn't.

    He's drunk.
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  9. 12-05-2012, 08:14 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellejean View Post
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    Self pwnage
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  10. 12-05-2012, 08:14 PM #10
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    I can read and write arabic
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    I CANT QUIT YOU!!!!!!!!
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  12. 12-05-2012, 08:14 PM #12
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    I can't cook, I'm awful with money, I'm an alcoholic, and I'm terrible in bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by gridman View Post
    Self pwnage
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  14. 12-05-2012, 08:14 PM #14
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.
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  15. 12-05-2012, 08:14 PM #15
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    I can not whistle. I've tried to learn my whole life.
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  16. 12-05-2012, 08:15 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I can't cook, I'm awful with money, I'm an alcoholic, and I'm terrible in bed
    wanna go to wrestlemania 2014?
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  17. 12-05-2012, 08:15 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    I CANT QUIT YOU!!!!!!!!


    You never should, baby.
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  18. 12-05-2012, 08:15 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    wanna go to wrestlemania 2014?
    Yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    I can not whistle. I've tried to learn my whole life.
    Pucker up and blow


























    me.
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  20. 12-05-2012, 08:16 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I can't cook, I'm awful with money, I'm an alcoholic, and I'm terrible in bed
    I don't believe you
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