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  1. 12-05-2012, 07:44 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellejean View Post
    Hi monk! Favorite mod
    you just demoted Monk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    WTF is going on?!!!

    I'm panicing due to incomplete information, and I'm starting to set my house on fire.
    remember Dave, when trapped in a fire, get to the highest place possible, take very deep breaths, open every door as fast as possible touching only the doorknob and most of all....never, ever stop or roll around on the floor. That just gets the fire all over you and spread it out more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charon View Post
    Dave is funny
    ^ This. I'm gonna go rep that old fuck
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  4. 12-05-2012, 07:45 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellejean View Post
    Hi Sam.



    Fuck you bearscat, I would never talk about you or your family dying. You are an asshole
    even if you did I wouldn't care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslinger View Post
    remember Dave, when trapped in a fire, get to the highest place possible, take very deep breaths, open every door as fast as possible touching only the doorknob and most of all....never, ever stop or roll around on the floor. That just gets the fire all over you and spread it out more.
    Solid advice.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  6. 12-05-2012, 07:47 PM #86
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    So it was naz giving out Splash's info?

    That is fucked up
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I was kind of hoping for a drinking problem.
    Stay tuned....
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    So it was naz giving out Splash's info?

    That is fucked up
    Naz couldn't give out a batch of herpes.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  9. 12-05-2012, 07:50 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    even if you did I wouldn't care.
    I would never do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    So it was naz giving out Splash's info?

    That is fucked up
    He saw my name tag at Burger King. Jokes on him cause i had to borrow one and my real name is Kirk and not Doug
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Naz couldn't give out a batch of herpes.
    He was trying to wish him a Merry Christmas and sent everybody's credit card info to China
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Naz couldn't give out a batch of herpes.
    I can't decide if thats an insult or a compliment
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    He was trying to wish him a Merry Christmas and sent everybody's credit card info to China


    Sounds about right.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  14. 12-05-2012, 07:52 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    He saw my name tag at Burger King. Jokes on him cause i had to borrow one and my real name is Kirk and not Doug
    Kirk is a stupid name
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    He saw my name tag at Burger King. Jokes on him cause i had to borrow one and my real name is Kirk and not Doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellejean View Post
    I would never do it.
    i would i have a black heart
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    I'm out of cards, all I have is a cock pic.
    You saved Chriza's picture?
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    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    i would i have a black heart
    racist
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Kirk is a stupid name
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    I'm going to bed
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    Clutch is a smart smart man based on OP
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