Next time I break up with a guy...

**newcastlefan** · 12-05-2012, 05:14 PM

my problem with this is, if slippy broke up with me this way i would probably eat the cake.

**AmishGirl** · 12-05-2012, 05:19 PM

Personally, I think that ad is GREAT!

**Caster Fly** · 12-05-2012, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy

Not exactly - an old friend asked about him, and I told him that he'd moved out leaving me owed $2 grand, with all of his shit still in my garage. The fellow then asked if I'd settle for $1,500, which I obviously agreed to since I never expected to see a single cent of it.

He then asked what I knew of the whereabouts of ex-tenant, which I told him. He refused to tell me how he planned to "collect" said money, said it was best that I didn't know.

I received a call the next day from ex-tenant's boss saying that he'd received 30 phonecalls the night before, threatening him death if he didn't produce ex-tenant.

Continued...

Then I went on the interwebs and told the whole tale to a bunch of strangers thereby removing all plausible deniability and implicating myself and an old friend in a felonious conspiracy. My old friend is sure glad he got involved and really appreciates my discretion.

Luv ya Slips, but that mouth of yours is gonna get someone in legal trouble some day.

**Slippy** · 12-05-2012, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by newcastlefan

my problem with this is, if slippy broke up with me this way i would probably eat the cake.

No need to waste a good chocolate cake!

Originally Posted by AmishGirl

Personally, I think that ad is GREAT!

I giggle like a schoolgirl everytime it comes on!

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

Continued...

Then I went on the interwebs and told the whole tale to a bunch of strangers thereby removing all plausible deniability and implicating myself and an old friend in a felonious conspiracy. My old friend is sure glad he got involved and really appreciates my discretion.

Luv ya Slips, but that mouth of yours is gonna get someone in legal trouble some day.

My mouth or my fists - it's definitely bound to happen one day. I've accepted this.

You don't really believe for a single second that this hot-winded "knight" will ever get a cent out of anybody, do you?

**Popeye Saavedra** · 12-05-2012, 05:52 PM

Slippy, if I come to visit you to bang you, are you gonna be weird about it or are you gonna let me in (your house and vagina)?

**MatthewT** · 12-05-2012, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by newcastlefan

my problem with this is, if slippy broke up with me this way i would probably eat the cake.

the cake is a lie!

**MatthewT** · 12-05-2012, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra

Slippy, if I come to visit you to bang you, are you gonna be weird about it or are you gonna let me in (your house and vagina)?

she's already figured out how she's gonna break up with her next boyfriend that she hasn't even met yet; maybe just back up slowly from this one....

**Slippy** · 12-05-2012, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra

Slippy, if I come to visit you to bang you, are you gonna be weird about it or are you gonna let me in (your house and vagina)?

Who knows. I'm flighty.

Will you bring me one of those funky knives suggested in an earlier post though - just for sport?

Originally Posted by MatthewT

she's already figured out how she's gonna break up with her next boyfriend that she hasn't even met yet; maybe just back up slowly from this one....

I think it will be my most pleasant breakup EVER!

**Popeye Saavedra** · 12-05-2012, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy

Who knows. I'm flighty.

Will you bring me one of those funky knives suggested in an earlier post though - just for sport?

I think it will be my most pleasant breakup EVER!

I'll bring you beer and take you to Red Lobster. I'd be real sweet to you and then bang the hell out of you.