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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    Like Howard and Lever they don't have teef.
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    millenium falcon

    I know Cleveland is backward but they still have barns in the city?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokeland View Post
    millenium falcon

    I know Cleveland is backward but they still have barns in the city?
    No barns in the ghetto. I'm a 1/2 hour away.....it's just the closest "major" city.

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    You deserve to have a plane flown into your god damn house.
    You deserve to be sober for one day in your adult life.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    You deserve to be sober for one day in your adult life.
    I don't drink, you brutally unfunny faggot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    You deserve to be sober for one day in your adult life.
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Falcon or hawk, it looks like a young bird, though.

    Good on you for saving it, Lemmy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokeland View Post
    millenium falcon

    I know Cleveland is backward but they still have barns in the city?


    Well, in his defense, a lot of people say "Cleveland" but what they really mean is the outlying area. No-one outside of Ohio would recognize the smaller towns around the city, so they say "Cleveland" when they really mean Shaker Heights, Seven Hills, et cetera ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    So when I went out to clean stalls this morning I found one of my barn cats "fighting" with this.....



    .....I managed to pull it from the cat's maw twice and let it fly away (after annoying it by taking a pic).

    So is it a small hawk, mini-falcon, bad ass pigeon, obese finch?
    cool bird story. how many cats live there. do you feed them or are they on their own to clean out rodents?
    what are the rules for barn cats?
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    looks delicious
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    cool bird story. how many cats live there. do you feed them or are they on their own to clean out rodents?
    what are the rules for barn cats?
    We have two rescue cats (they were abandoned in a box where Mrs. Lemmy has riding lessons). Jimmy and Bart. They deal with rodents but have a steady diet of Blue Buffalo, a heated water bowl and an insulated dog house with a down comforter.....not a bad life.

    No rules. They hang in my neighbor's alpaca barn as well (and are welcome there).



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    Ok, they are really cute. Are they friendly or standoffish to people?
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    did you really call the cats mouth a 'maw'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    We have two rescue cats (they were abandoned in a box where Mrs. Lemmy has riding lessons). Jimmy and Bart. They deal with rodents but have a steady diet of Blue Buffalo, a heated water bowl and an insulated dog house with a down comforter.....not a bad life.

    No rules. They hang in my neighbor's alpaca barn as well (and are welcome there).


    thats the perfect cats life. horses & alpacas are not skittish around them i guess.
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    whats the story on the neighbors aplacas? how many, whats he use them for, does it actually make money, whats the downside?
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    I suspect that if it was a peregrine you probably wouldn't be able to grab it: adults have been clocked at > 100 mph bursts. their prey is other birds of their size. red tail is more common. i only see the peregrines around my home at sunrise as they're hunting pigeons in flight over Riverside Park.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    Ok, they are really cute. Are they friendly or standoffish to people?
    VERY friendly! That's why they are welcome at the neighboring properties. If the neighbors don't see either of them for a while they call to make sure the cats are ok. Very popular.

    Quote Originally Posted by AciD View Post
    did you really call the cats mouth a 'maw'?
    I am an uppity wordy cunt, what can I say?

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