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    BrulesRules review of Rise of The Guardians

    So I went to this movie last night with no idea what it was about. The movie is the animated tale of Jack Frost joining other "Guardians" an Australian Easter Bunny with boomerangs, a Santa with swords and a russian accent, and a green tooth fairy, oh yes and a Sandman character that reminded me of HAL. Basic plot is the evil boogey man is trying to instill fear in all the world's children and make them no longer believe in the easter bunny/santa etc. Jack Frost is the outcast and eventually saves the day for everyone. Animation in the movie was pretty cool but the overall story line was pretty gay thankfully the movie was also very short. I didn't see it in 3-D so can't say if that would have made the movie better or not.

    2.5 out of 5 stars

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    Fuck are you going to see cartoons for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    Fuck are you going to see cartoons for?
    The woman said either this or Life of Pi
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    Ooof. What a choice.
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    Life of Pi obv
    u don't like stories of courage?

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    should have held out for piece of pie
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    At least it was $5 tuesday so only cost $10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    The woman said either this or Life of Pi
    You need to get a handle on this woman situation.

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    Does she do anal? Hash oil?

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    Chivapig
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    Life Of Pi looked better.


    Fuck, rise of the guardians looks goofy.
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    You need to get a handle on this woman situation.
    she got handled when we got home. Then i watched the basketball game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Life Of Pi looked better.


    Fuck, rise of the guardians looks goofy.
    bring me some banana bread
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    bring me some banana bread
    Its got chocolate chips in it.


    And say please!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Its got chocolate chips in it.


    And say please!!!
    NOW!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    NOW!!!!
    Fine then!!!!!
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Fine then!!!!!
    thank you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    thank you!
    You're welcome!!
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

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    Brules was trolling for little kids.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Its got chocolate chips in it.


    And say please!!!

    Good god that sounds good!




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