
Originally Posted by
Horff
Who is behind this crappy monologue that's he's been doing the last few days? It's terrible. Leno is funnier.
"Let's see what's in the paper today. Oh, Kate Middleton has morning sickness. You know who has morning sickness? Me, I'm sick of getting up in the morning! (hilarity follows from Fred, George, and Robin). She gets sympathy for being pregnant. Where's my sympathy for having to look at High Pitch Eric's fat belly?! (more laughter from Fred, George, and Robin). Today is the King of Thailand's birthday. I bet I know his birthday wish -- to get out of Thailand!"
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