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  1. 12-04-2012, 04:08 PM #61
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    What's the difference between a drum and a blow job?................



    You can beat a drum, but you can't beat a blow job.
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  2. 12-04-2012, 04:10 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    How is this Beths fault?

    Howard Stern thinks of other mens cocks 24/7.
    The show is 4 hours of COCK.
    Howard wants to have sex with MEN!
    Howard barely uses his fake manly voice anymore.
    Howard is our Raymond Burr.....
    "Howard and Raymond both seem manly to me."
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  3. 12-04-2012, 04:15 PM #63
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    Howard asked George in detail about how to take a cock in the ass.....
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  4. 12-04-2012, 04:24 PM #64
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    Howard is not a man, he wouldn't know what men like.
    Howard is a Vomit.
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  5. 12-04-2012, 04:27 PM #65
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    If this was coming at you the one or two times a month when it was not posing on the red carpet, would you be interested in a BJ?

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  6. 12-04-2012, 04:29 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    Howard asked George in detail about how to take a cock in the ass.....
    as if he doesnt already know...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  7. 12-04-2012, 04:32 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    "Howard and Raymond both seem manly to me."
    I'm sorry, but that pic was just askin' for it. So I just hadta...

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  8. 12-04-2012, 04:50 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Famous View Post
    Why do I feel like Beth told Howard some guy forced her to give him a bj, and that's why Howard is on this "it's degrading" "guys don't really care about blowjobs anyway" shtick?

    Howard talks about how he knows someone who went on an audition, and the director forced himself on her. Beth also has made reference to (in her interview with Chauncey) going through something no woman should go through.

    If she's smart, it could all be an elaborate ruse to get Howard to not bother her about sex and blowjobs. Howard said before that he "loves damaged women" and he has a savior complex. Beth could be playing on that beautifully.

    Or it could be genuine, I don't know. But she lacks authenticity in almost every other area in her life.
    beth IS that damaged woman (he also told the story where a photographer assaulted a modoe....beth again, playing the victim card!
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  9. 12-04-2012, 04:52 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by AcquiringSignal View Post
    If this was coming at you the one or two times a month when it was not posing on the red carpet, would you be interested in a BJ?

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  10. 12-04-2012, 05:17 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    I'm sorry, but that pic was just askin' for it. So I just hadta...

    soon...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  11. 12-04-2012, 05:23 PM #71
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    Wow, new low
    Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.
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  12. 12-04-2012, 05:26 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvsimpsons View Post
    Me neither, I've been with guys who have demanded head, not asked, demanded.
    ...and? type Slowly, please......
    Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.
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  13. 12-04-2012, 05:30 PM #73
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    Eh I'm kinda indifferent about blowjobs myself. Its a nice prelude to sex but I want to be inside that pussy more than anything.
    Sam Simon ‏@simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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  14. 12-04-2012, 05:32 PM #74
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    It's sad that Howard has never had the experience of a woman who actually cares enough to suck him off until he blows his load. Damn shame, Howie.
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  15. 12-04-2012, 05:34 PM #75
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    My guess is that Howard isn't much of a mouthful.
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  16. 12-04-2012, 05:36 PM #76
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    Isn't this the same Howard Stern who claimed an A - List celeb blew him in a bathroom? And was so proud of it to boot . . .
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  17. 12-04-2012, 05:37 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Isn't this the same Howard Stern who claimed an A - List celeb blew him in a bathroom? And was so proud of it to boot . . .
    And mentioned it along with a story about a TV star who blew him and then fucked him... immediately after claiming to not like blowjobs.
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  18. 12-04-2012, 05:54 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by AcquiringSignal View Post
    If this was coming at you the one or two times a month when it was not posing on the red carpet, would you be interested in a BJ?

    Which is worse: the xenomorph or Vampire Amy from the original Fright Night?
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  19. 12-04-2012, 07:04 PM #79
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    I bet she gives them like she's the queen mom. You need a broad who's into and does it like she's suckling at the fountain of youth.
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