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    Jerry Jones scratching his nuts watching Cowboys game


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    Candice Romo proves Tony ain't no homo!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    Candice Romo proves Tony ain't no homo!

    She looked equal parts "gorgeous" and "stupid" during last night's broadcast.

    The Cowboys continue to fuck themselves by winning these meaningless games against horrible teams, which does nothing but prevent them from both making necessary changes, and winding up with a top 10 draft pick.

    Say hello to a(nother) decade of mediocrity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatiJones View Post

    The Cowboys continue to fuck themselves by winning these meaningless games against horrible teams, which does nothing but prevent them from both making necessary changes, and winding up with a top 10 draft pick.

    Say hello to a(nother) decade of mediocrity.
    This.

    Jason Garrett, that fucking ginger, may even save his job, which would be a shame if you're a Cowboys fan (or great for the rest of us).

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatiJones View Post
    She looked equal parts "gorgeous" and "stupid" during last night's broadcast.
    so basically the perfect woman

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    Could someone explain to me how a woman like that could give a guy a bronsky?

    Why me, why me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    Candice Romo proves Tony ain't no homo!


    All NFL wives begin and end with October Gonzalez, wife of TE Tony Gonzalez



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    Tony's first wife was news hottie Lauren Sanchez. Dude is a tooky bandit!

    Last edited by GaryPuppet; 12-03-2012 at 04:18 PM.
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    Dang, haven't heard or read tooky bandit for too long.

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    Sure Romo's fucked all of these hot chicks, but he's a fucking loser. I was in at the Seattle vs. Cowboys playoff game where Romo fumbled the snap for the game winning fieldgoal, preventing the Cowboys from winning...and that's the story of his NFL career. Even if they make the playoffs, Romo has yet to cobble together a win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post

    Holy shit do I wish I was 6'4" 245lbs and ran a 4.5 40!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    Did he ever smell his fingers? U always need to know ur current scent especially if ur in a suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    is jerry jones the owner of the team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    is jerry jones the owner of the team?
    Owner, General Manager, wannabe coach, dictator for life, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    Owner, General Manager, wannabe coach, dictator for life, etc.
    Basically the Al Davis of his generation.
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