Howard wouldn't even be able to drive himself out of LAX. It would be like that scene in "European Vacation."
"Big Ben...Parliment...
No way wiggy would wear anything other than cargo pants. Has he ever been seen in jeans?
More important question.
Why the fuck would anyone want to look like that on purpose?

The teeth are Howard's.
Has anyone ever seen Howard wearing cowboy boots like his buddy Don Imus?
I didn't think Howie was into western wear. It's not rock star style.
Can't be Howard, the car doesn't have these rims on it:
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Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
Isn't that Richard Farrell , Howard's wig maker?
Howard sends out a young double so people will report how young Howard looks in real life, but who photoshops tire treads? Howard has to make up a story of what he did over Thanksgiving weekend to sound like he has a life other than sitting at his PC writing stories for the internet saying how popular he is.
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