What is your Christmas buget this year?

[harlock]

rememebr the theme song?

lite brite
making things with li-ight

Did you ever spell out curse words? I got in trouble

[Herc]

Nephew (Only 1) = $1000

First Cousins = $500

Second Cousins = $200

Brother = $1000

Sister In Law = Fuck Her

Mother & Father = Don't want $ or Gifts

[slats7]

Lite Brite
You can be-ee a clown

[Dawg]

Nephew (Only 1) = $1000

First Cousins = $500

Second Cousins = $200

Brother = $1000

Sister In Law = Fuck Her

Mother & Father = Don't want $ or Gifts

Wow, so your going to spend 3k? lol

I feel for you bro

[Chimney Portions]

The wife, kids, and grandkids, and that's it. Everyone else gets cards.

Are you giving the grandkids buffalo nickels? Will you wrap them or pull them from their ears?

[harlock]

All my family and friends are doomsday preppers so I'm giving them silver ingots and pallets of canned legumes and knockoff peanut butter. I choose not to translate that into fraudulent Keynesian bank notes. I will not dignify the Fed!

A "dollar" is 416 grains of standard silver.

[gearhead]

Let's cleanse your soul of the HORRIBLE above image:



And the kids are so. . . . wholesome looking.

I used to be one of those "wholesome" kids playing with his Lite bright........ then when I got older , I still had it and I used to install colored lightbulbs in it for "mood lighting" in my bedroom when my girlfriend came over. Hey! it was the early '80's! LOL.

[eliasbboy]

Everybody's gettin a pen. Fuck em.

[Chimney Portions]

A "dollar" is 416 grains of standard silver.

Our "dollars" are counterfeit and not based on any historical weights and measures. But I was just kidding. I ain't getting anybody shit!

[Dawg]

Everybody's gettin a pen. Fuck em.

Not even a couple of shekels?

[eliasbboy]

Not even a couple of shekels?

If I REALLY like them, I'll upgrade em to gel. Otherwise it's ballpoint. Fuck em.

[Herc]

Wow, so your going to spend 3k? lol

I feel for you bro

They wear me down . . .


This year the young ones and teenagers all wanted Wii U for Christmas. Plus 2 games each.

And the older ones always tell me their desires for big buck gifts. Which are hints really for larger sums of cash.

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P.S. This is just a rough estimate. I will probably spend double at least. If not more when it's all said and done . . .

[joyceface]

Oh my fucking god you reminded me of my rich eccentric aunt when i was growing up. The woman was richer than shit but on Christmas she gave everyone a roll of toilet paper! I kid you not! When she died she died with all her money and her brother snagged it up. Fucking shame.

My Aunt Anna used to bring toilet paper and paper towels whenever she came to visit and gave kids a quarter! When I got to college she raised me to 35 cents! She always played cards with us and chinese checkers and she did leave us something nice when she passed away.

[Markijuano]

First Christmas in 13 without a wife so even with nephews and godsons I should get off at about a grand.

[Lou Skunt]

I have to buy for neice, 3 nephews, wife, mom, and mother-in-law. My neice and one nephew asked for iPad minis. 9 and 12 years old respectively. Not gonna happen, and the same neice has a birthday on Jan. 10.

[Lou Skunt]

They wear me down . . .


This year the young ones and teenagers all wanted Wii U for Christmas. Plus 2 games each.

And the older ones always tell me their desires for big buck gifts. Which are hints really for larger sums of cash.

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P.S. This is just a rough estimate. I will probably spend double at least. If not more when it's all said and done . . .

Hey Herc, will you adopt me? Just for Xmas?

[Herc]

Hey Herc, will you adopt me? Just for Xmas?

Just don't ask me for a Wii U . . .

[Vdrummer35]

Everybody's gettin a pen. Fuck em.

sorry elias but I read that in arties voice & now I'm .

[Lou Skunt]

Just don't ask me for a Wii U . . .

Cool Dad!

[Herc]

I already heard 2 kids crying on the phone because of the Wii U shortage . . .

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P.S. How can such small bodies make so much noise . . .