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  1. 11-30-2012, 06:56 PM #1
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    I missed my regularly scheduled dump this morning

    ....and the cumulative pressure buildup throughout the day resulted in me blowing my
    L 5 vertebrae out my sphincter with tremendous force, cracking the porcelain in the
    toilet bowl at work and causing untold damage to the aforementioned terlet. Don't try
    this at home.

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  2. 11-30-2012, 06:57 PM #2
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    bump lol jdwhatever.
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    lol sphincter lol buttpain lol toilet
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    lol sphincter lol buttpain lol toilet
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    pics or ur full of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    pics or ur full of shit
    I'm quite the opposite now, thanks to the volcanic horrors of this afternoon.
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  10. 11-30-2012, 07:05 PM #10
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    Your shit threads make up for you missing your morning shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    Your shit threads make up for you missing your morning shit.
    Excellent point.
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  12. 11-30-2012, 07:45 PM #12
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    i took a dump so big yesterday that i'm pretty sure i shit out my soul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    I'm quite the opposite now, thanks to the volcanic horrors of this afternoon.
    omg have you read my big lots adventure? diabolical poopfesst in there. lol i said poopfest.
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    Poopfest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    Poopfest.
    i know right?
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    Missing a movement or having sudden stomach cramps is cause for great concern
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    So one of your vertebrae shot out yer shitpipe?
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