The Howard Death Pool

**cheezedbyfate** · 12-01-2012, 11:56 AM

riley martins alien friends will come to destroy earth and howard was too cheap to buy the all important life saving symbol

**WillyBest** · 12-01-2012, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by BethsZygote

Albuquerque werewolf

**ilovebacon** · 12-01-2012, 12:25 PM

Feline AIDS

**joyceface** · 12-01-2012, 01:39 PM

I think his anxiety/depression is a precursor to some degenerative neurological disorder. I love how he likes to try and prove how people always cause all the bad things that happen to them. Cancer? Oh must be a smoker - that type of thing. Maybe his bad teeth will get infected. I think that leads to heart conditions.

**Bye You!** · 12-01-2012, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by joyceface

I think his anxiety/depression is a precursor to some degenerative neurological disorder. I love how he likes to try and prove how people always cause all the bad things that happen to them. Cancer? Oh must be a smoker - that type of thing. Maybe his bad teeth will get infected. I think that leads to heart conditions.

And brain infections.

**harlock** · 12-01-2012, 02:33 PM

I wonder if there is any way he could choke on his Wig?

**DlistCelebutard** · 12-01-2012, 04:16 PM

Semen reflux after giving Ralph a BJ.

**Former Glory** · 12-01-2012, 05:46 PM

Howard will finally break out of his shell after retirement, and decide that he's lived his life in a bubble too long. He will plan a trip to Hong Kong as his inaugural "getting out into the world" trip. However, Ralph will neglect to tell him that the boots that he his wearing have laces instead of straps that buckle. His laces will become untied due to some unforeseen accident, then become entangled in an escalator step. Once at the top of the escalator, his laces will get wrapped around the downward movement of the escalator rotation and he will fall flat on his face, driving his nose up into his brain.

He will be clinically dead for a few days before Beth makes the decision to pull the plug.

**shitcunt** · 12-01-2012, 06:14 PM

breast cancer

**somedude61** · 12-02-2012, 12:44 AM

Howard will die in his sleep when he is fairly old man. But he could die before then by some accident. Tripping and falling while jogging on ice, he gets a concussion when he falls and dies of a brain hemorrhage like Liam Neeson's wife.