4 Hofstra basketball players

[Butcher]

Jesus CHRIST. That's the first time I've seen that one

[Chimney Portions]

Jesus CHRIST. That's the first time I've seen that one

I'm working on one with a rodent who makes a dramatic eye gesture. Stay tuned.

[Butcher]

Standing by

[Beth143nacho]

[Chimney Portions]

[QUOTE=Nemo;2943710]Robin loved the story of the evil white girl missing/killed for her bike.
Quivers absolutely thought the murderers were suburban white boys.
Robin demanded that they release the names of the boys....so she could have some more laughs.
Robin gave us daily updates about this story until the (black) perps were named! Then she never mentioned this story again....



Dante and Justin.

That's like having brothers named Kevin and Lumorian.

I can safely assume that whoever named "Dante" never read Inferno.

[Chimney Portions]

Standing by

It's gonna be while. I recommend crossword puzzles. They help fight Alzheimer's.

[Butcher]

It's gonna be while. I recommend crossword puzzles. They help fight Alzheimer's.

I can't remember where I left my puzzle book

[Chimney Portions]

I can't remember where I left my puzzle book

Check the microwave. Where you left your sneakers and your hat.

You shouldn't put sneakers in the microwave because they're metal!

[Bye You!]

I was in line at the grocery store once and the black female clerk's name tag read: "Faheeta"

I kid u not

that just may be the best thing ever.

[MyLazyHand]

I was in line at the grocery store once and the black female clerk's name tag read: "Faheeta"

I kid u not

I went to the bank once and the teller's name was "SanQuentinTina"

I'm still laughing at that one.

[Bye You!]

I went to the bank once and the teller's name was "SanQuentinTina"

I'm still laughing at that one.

wait...now THAT may be the best thing ever.

I'm confused.

Either one have a comma to the top?

[MyLazyHand]

wait...now THAT may be the best thing ever.

I'm confused.

Either one have a comma to the top?

Yes, I'm sure there was some misplaced punctuation in the middle of the name.

[Wonder Trash]

In their natural habitat.

[Bye You!]

In their natural habitat.

can't say you're wrong. They had a nice gig going on, they chose to do this shit.

[isabella]

i will not comment.

[isabella]

i think he did, too.

very very funny.

jackie was the best thing about the show....it was never, ever the same after he left. even artie couldn't bring it back to life..... the show has been resting on it's laurels ever since. there were "patches" of hilarity but jackie had a unique low-brow type of funniness and was self-deprecating as well.

we would sit around talking about the show in the mornings at work....it was that funny!

getting back to the OP, there a local story here about a 16yr old youf shooting a retired police dog. a local vet had been trying to keep him alive for days but ultimately had to put "drake" the dog to sleep. the youf held up a police officer's home and wasn't content stealing, he had to finish it off by shooting the dog. people are outraged because it's one of those human interest stories about the human/dog bond.

the little bastard just couldn't rob the place, he had to maim.....and the funny part is he was already wearing an ankle bracelet for other crimes...guess it malfunctioned.

[Nemo]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/b...C2qotxRaiNudYP

He went from being a big man on campus to a big baby in the slammer.

“I’m sorry. I just want to go home,” bellyached Hofstra hoopster Jimmy Hall in a brief jailhouse interview after his arrest with three teammates on charges of swiping thousands of dollars’ worth of electronics from dorm rooms.

The 6-foot-4 Hall looked broken down, cold and tired after trading in his uniform for an orange jumpsuit.

“I don’t know why I did it,” he said — though he allegedly told cops, “I needed some money.”

[ApeFace]

They am good boys. They done been framed. Kentrell was going to school to become a rapper.

[slats7]

You can take the boy out of the hood ...