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    they are remorseless degenerate thieves and diabolically criminal deviants. so cuddly, though.

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    my guys are perfect. even their poop is a blessing.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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    I'm just gonna stay outta this.
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    I'm just gonna stay outta this.
    Animal abusing low life.
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    Animal abusing low life.
    What about you, treating Chiva that way?
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    Had 2 bean burritos from taco bell extra onion jalapenos and extra red sauce. Cheap healthy and delicious.
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    Eating food over the trash is quick and efficient.

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    We've had our male cat since he was super little (his mom and litter mates were all run over ) so I dropper fed him and would let him snuggle in my neck. Now he's huge but insists on making a nest in my hair, every night. He is so happy, he slobbers and when I try to push him away he makes the strangest meow that it actually freaks me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    What about you, treating Chiva that way?
    He's treated like a God damn king.
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    Ever step on a cold wet hairball with bare feet?
    Oh yeah.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    You are their Goddess.....bringer of food, source of love, approval, discipline, scratcher of ears, pack leader and doody picker-upper.....

    I luv all creatures great and small, but it would be nice if they didn't shit and piss.....
    Yeah they're my girls

    They're tiny, about 4lbs apiece, but they're great watchdogs. If anybody comes near here they let you know big time, and we've got guns lol

    Plus they pee and poop outside in their own little area
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?

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    When it's nearing the time for their next entitlement whether it's a walk or a meal, they follow me around and stare at me until they get said entitlement.

    They take used tissues out of the trash and tear them up in small pieces and leave them in a pile on the floor.

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    This thread is just silly. My dog is an Angel.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    When he's not sleeping, he meow's constantly looking to be petted or he wants the water faucet turned on in the bathroom etc. etc.

    meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Nope, it's redirecting.
    Not for biting people
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    i've cosigned on a couple of loans for my dog and she missed some payments. her credit is ruined so i thought i would try and help her out.

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    Roxy is a "hugger", she stands in my lap and puts her paws on each side of my neck and places her head over my nose and mouth...scratch that, she's a "compulsive hugger", she tries to give hugs constantly. Its the sweetest thing in the universe, but it gets annoying at times.

    Another thing she does is groans when her mental clock tells her its time to eat or its time when nature calls. She will be relentless even if you're in the middle of doing something else before she is taken care of.

    She tries to jump off and onto things that are way too high for her to handle. She could hurt herself and she's old, so I don't like when she does that.

    ...and her biggest downfall is "people food", no matter how well I've trained her and worked with her over the years, she can't resist begging for it or trying to get close to it.




    She's still the best dog I've ever met in my entire life and I've met some pretty awesome ones....

    "In nonsense is strength."

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    when he is not there he is biting my hands or feet
    Soy un completo incompleto si me giro y no te veo...

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