If you won the Powerball tonight. . .

[idiotbox]

i'd pay 7 different people to get tracheotomies so i could fuck a different person's throat each day of the week.

[killallposers]

my wife always wants to do all kindsa dumb shit like giving it away, so we've instated a 50/50 split right off and we get to do what we want with our halves. i don't have the energy or desire to do any high-end living. would get a nice house in the country, buy some cool shit and put the rest in the bank. i would make regular donations, most locally. i'd live mostly the same life as now, just much more comfortable and less worries. would also pay off my parents' debts. oh, and a 3 way with 2 chicks. i already told my wife, if we win millions of dollars, that's happening.

[itpdude]

i'd pay 7 different people to get tracheotomies so i could fuck a different person's throat each day of the week.

[Mr Vengeance]

Add chimneys to my double-wide.

[Ipokesmot]

1. Leave the USA with the money asap.
2. Move to Germany
3. Buy a huge house in full.
4. Have a constantly rotating hooker crew.
5. On site brewery and chef
6. Will NOT get married, I'm too smart for that bitches.

[Pembroke36]

I would move where there is enough land to build my own house, shop and drag strip. Just build race cars all day.

[PI Nate]

I'd use it to woo Beth away from Howie and I'd take naked pics of her as I'm fucking her in the ass and send them to Howie to torment him.

[Scarfo]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man. 14 chimneys at the same time.

[dude]

bye bye tens of thousands in student loans and other debt
big house
sweet ride
small farm owned by me for all organic food
booze
that blonde chick goddess that charlie sheen used to have

[killallposers]

that's a good point, maybe hire a bum to fuck her. i think it secretly turned her on when that one spit in her mouth.

[dude]

also a bowling alley and my own weather person

[Chimney Portions]

I'd probably build a modest house in the country...on property surrounded by lots of woods. I'd build a cool shooting range and maybe use some of the clear land to try to grow some crops and experiment with hugelkultur. I think it'd be rewarding to try to live as self-sustaining a lifestyle as possible. A modest car and a nice, dependable truck would be all I need. I'm not really into "toys" or fancy shit.

I couldn't justify keeping that much money. I'd have to find some charities that I believed in that I knew were using the money for the actual cause they represent. I'd set my mom up with a nice house and enough money so that she'd never have to worry about bills again.

[kippy]

I guess I would just add it to my other millions.

[Mr Doodle]

- Become Wiggy's next door neighbor in the Hamptons, hold parties inviting Jay Leno, Don Imus, Kathie Lee Gifford, Stuttering John and Allison Stern. Pay to have all Jay Leno's cars transported from LA to the Hamptons, park them all on Wiggy's lawn, pay fee to get them out of impounding, repeat.

- Run primetime ads for Emily Stern's Zoo Za Zoo album on all primetime networks for a month, especially during Idol/X Factor/AGT.

- Buy all ad time on Stern show for a year and donate the time to various wigmakers across the country.

[Bye You!]

bye bye tens of thousands in student loans and other debt
big house
sweet ride
small farm owned by me for all organic food
booze
that blonde chick goddess that charlie sheen used to have

lucky

[Chimney Portions]

- Become Wiggy's next door neighbor in the Hamptons, hold parties inviting Jay Leno, Don Imus, Kathie Lee Gifford, Stuttering John and Allison Stern. Pay to have all Jay Leno's cars transported from LA to the Hamptons, park them all on Wiggy's lawn, pay fee to get them out of impounding, repeat.

- Run primetime ads for Emily Stern's Zoo Za Zoo album on all primetime networks for a month, especially during Idol/X Factor/AGT.

- Buy all ad time on Stern show for a year and donate the time to various wigmakers across the country.

Huh, that gives me an idea. I'd by the house next to Chimbeyland and then donate it to a handful of fatherless families from Wyandanch..with the caveat that they must live there for ten years before they could sell it.

[itpdude]

I like this theme of moving next to The Pelican and tormenting him.

I'd love to buy the house next-door, tear it down, and put up a few trailers and a hog-pen and slaughter them every so often.

[Chimney Portions]

I like this theme of moving next to The Pelican and tormenting him.

I'd love to buy the house next-door, tear it down, and put up a few trailers and a hog-pen and slaughter them every so often.

Poor animoes!

[dude]

lucky

Sorry.
I hear you.
If I knew what I know now, instead of 30 some grand on schooling I'd have made connections, got a full time job, proved myself there and saved money while living with parents and then put a down payment on a house instead of getting in debt to the banks and government.

[itpdude]

Sorry.
I hear you.
If I knew what I know now, instead of 30 some grand on schooling I'd have made connections, got a full time job, proved myself there and saved money while living with parents and then put a down payment on a house instead of getting in debt to the banks and government.

I managed to stay out of debt for my undergrad but law school did me in. It's a monthly "this fucking shit again?" thing. Fucking hate it.

Funny how student loans will be the next blowup but doubtful holders of student loan debt won't get bailed out.