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  1. 11-28-2012, 07:09 PM #1
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    I dropped my pants at the convenience store store today....

    Girl behind the counter told me she had to have a pap smear today, and asked if I wanted to go do it for her.

    I said, look here, bitch (that's when I pulled down my pants) and said, "Does it look like I have a "pap" to you??? And if I did, I wouldn't let anybody smear anything on it!!!"

    I'm lucky I wasn't arrested..
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  2. 11-28-2012, 07:09 PM #2
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    Hi Ape.
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  4. 11-28-2012, 07:11 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MONK View Post
    Hi Ape.
    Hi back ape.
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  5. 11-28-2012, 07:13 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    She didn't even wipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    She didn't even wipe.
    TP was down aisle 13
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post

    I would be kinda mad if i stepped in that.
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  9. 11-28-2012, 08:22 PM #9
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    they just squat & shit in the street in india
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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  10. 11-28-2012, 08:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    they just squat & shit in the street in india
    Apparently in 7-11 too.
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