If it's anything.................which is doubtful..................it's this.
I think every summer she goes trolling for Prince Charmings in the Hamptons to rescue her from her frog. She's been "mulling" this over for a while now................even openly "contemplating" it on Twitter........................that's the very textbook definition of "attention whore", isn't it? These supposedly sacred vows, let's ask 165,000 total internet strangers if I should re-bound my soul to them!
There's an I-fucking-dea!!!
But the worst part of this affront to human decency is that it was Howard's idea!
To paraphrase the great Brad Garett: how insecure-faggot do you have to be to bring up the idea of renewing your vows to the trophy wife you just bought not 5 years ago?!?!?
And why did she need to think about it?
because she's such a private person, and something like that would totally not be her thing?
no.................she was hoping she wasn't gonna have to stay another year, that's why!
nice timing, too.....................she'll get that extra-nice Christmas gift, for sure!
Seeing what she does for it, she almost taints money for me; she almost ruins the experience of having some of it. It's like "Ugh...................this is the stuff that makes her such a vapid cunt with no dignity or sense of shame?!? Get it away from me!!!".
"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
What did Howard get for Beth on Valentines Day '10 ?
Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
After careful consideration i've decided i dont give a fuck!
she coulden't be pregnant. that would be too much comedy and put the photochoppers here outta business. no need to do any work. just a pic of howard at 70 pushin a stroller with a fanny pack for the babies diapers.
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