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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    Ask and ye shall receive!
    At the very beginning.
    How can anyone not love that?
    Nemo's cock is always implied

    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic GPS View Post
    Whatsit has keys

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    any of you guys pick your numbers? Most people just get the random ones the machine picks out.
    Here's to five miserable months on the wagon.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by whatsit View Post
    How can anyone not love that?
    Boys to men AGT NBC the East Coast Family. Em-doo-doo dah-dah

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDK12 View Post
    any of you guys pick your numbers? Most people just get the random ones the machine picks out.
    never pick numbers. if my numbers ever got picked for a drawing I missed, I'd never psychologically recover.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    Can you play in NahO'lunz?
    Nemo's cock is always implied

    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic GPS View Post
    Whatsit has keys

  6. #46
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    Last edited by Mr Marbles; 11-28-2012 at 06:59 PM.
    Howard said this guy pulls out his cock and it's like 5 times the size of his. ... Howard said this guy was so girthy that his penis could fit over it three times.

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    Abby something, erh, what's the question again???
    Last edited by Mr Marbles; 11-28-2012 at 07:01 PM.
    Howard said this guy pulls out his cock and it's like 5 times the size of his. ... Howard said this guy was so girthy that his penis could fit over it three times.

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by gearhead View Post
    Hey, I bet if you win you could get that girl in your avatar.

    I'd buy a ticket or two but Florida doesn't participate in powerball.
    Yes we do. The line at Publix today was 20 deep.

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    LOL @ calling it "playing" Powerball.
    "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"

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    Got 4 Powerballs. And 2 more between my legs.. oh!!

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    I would be pissed if the ticket was sold in my town. Could you imagine if it was sold at the usual place you buy them, and you just decided not to play.
    Here's to five miserable months on the wagon.

  12. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by gail ha chu View Post
    Yes we do. The line at Publix today was 20 deep.
    Really??? Geez, I figured I'd have heard a lot more publicity about it if it was available here. I don't play lotto very often and was always under the impression that florida wasn't one of the states that participted in it. If you played, Good luck!!!

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    Can't play in California but I'm in Atlanta on business, so I'm in. If I win, I'm gonna buy the Pirates, have $1 beer, ball girls in bikinis, and put myself in the starting rotation.

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  15. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by fccstandards View Post
    Or a 41 year old white guy in Mass
    Better still, a 41 year old white guy in Michigan (who knows his only hope of ever getting laid is money and lots of it)!

  16. #56
    I got (matched) only one number for five pics, not one match on the powerball numbers.

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012...l-jackpot?lite

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    Not one number. Seriously, God hates me, Jesus and The Holy Ghost, too.
    www.artie-lange.com

    "I'm 6'7" and weigh 480 pounds" Beetlejuice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    The pot stands at $550,000,000. The odds are 1 in 175,223,510. I didn't buy a ticket.

    I'd have a better chance at getting run over by Elliott Offen in a rented Ryder truck...
    You did that already once in your life. You really gonna go for two?
    www.artie-lange.com

    "I'm 6'7" and weigh 480 pounds" Beetlejuice

  19. #59
    I won! Welcome to Doodle's Drafthouse!

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    2 Winning Tix supposedly sold in AZ and MO.

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