View Poll Results: HAL's Life

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  • Give him a kidney, i couldn't live without him

    2 9.09%
  • Plastic Toothpick in the dickhole for 10 minutes to save him

    6 27.27%
  • Fuck HAL , he killed himself by stuffing his fat face

    14 63.64%
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  1. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    OP is gay and thread is faggot.
    hyu yuck huck bravo jethro, inbreeding has been a blessing upon your wit

    next time you shart your fathers daily deposits, aim away from my thread

    but bravo on the burn, it stings worse than hemroids on hals fat ass from shitting fast food in his "special" toilet

    wipe your lovers ginormous ass with a beach towel elsewhere

  2. #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    retard
    Accidentally double posted, you fat fuck.

    Go cry into your tacos.
    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    I would rather be passed around as a boy toy in prison then go to a mall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    OP is gay and thread is faggot.
    Yesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Accidentally double posted, you fat fuck.

    Go cry into your tacos.
    Ur fat fingers need a JitterBug keyboard
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  5. #85
    Quote Originally Posted by Ritalin Melt View Post
    no , HAL used it after eating at a Chinese buffet

    little crusted specks of general taos chicken and onion ring residue remain

    uncultured faggot, who eats onion rings at a Chinese buffet? why didn't you eat hot dogs aswell you white trash cocksucker
    In that case, I'm sorry Hal. I would not subject myself to an infected Hal used toothpick in my urethra.

    Gross.

  6. #86
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    Have you ever driven a toothpick into your urethra

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    Ur fat fingers need a JitterBug keyboard
    Oh, another fat comment.


    Try again.
    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    I would rather be passed around as a boy toy in prison then go to a mall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Oh, another fat comment.


    Try again.
    Isn't HAL fat?

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    hal is a fat chinese ginger that lives on queer street

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    In that case, I'm sorry Hal. I would not subject myself to an infected Hal used toothpick in my urethra.

    Gross.
    Try explaining this to someone off the internet.

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    HAL has big lemur eyes and big rat terrier hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Isn't HAL fat?
    Yes!
    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    I would rather be passed around as a boy toy in prison then go to a mall.

  13. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    hal is a fat chinese ginger that lives on queer street
    i heard he feeds men at the gloryhole with his fat yellow sausage fingers, the leftover chicken under his fingersnails nourishes 12 cock starved homosexuals, they figured some guys cock had jaundice but were treated to rotisserie chciken

    they call it the aisian thanksgiving sampler on craigslist

  14. #94
    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Try explaining this to someone off the internet.
    People think I say weird enough stuff as it is, bob!

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