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    I had a Frank the Tank moment this weekend

    It was just like Frank's moment at Marriage Counseling describing their dinner at Olive Garden while they were in the 'tree of trust".

    I was out eating dinner with my gf at TGIFriday's. The hostess was wearing a skin tight black mini dress with those thigh high black socks. The whole dinner I was imagining what kind of panties she had on. If she was shaved or had a landing strip and what her nipples were like.

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    Men are disgusting, revolting pigs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    Men are disgusting, revolting pigs.
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    Make your girlfriend dress sluttier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    Make your girlfriend dress sluttier.
    haha I did casually mention how she should get a pair of thigh high socks last night. She said ewww no those are ugly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    Make your girlfriend dress sluttier.
    Men are disgusting, revolting pigs.
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
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    How could I think about the hostess's panties when yours are in my hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    How could I think about the hostess's panties when yours are in my hand?
    lies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    How could I think about the hostess's panties when yours are in my hand?
    i'm gonna miss snacking on hostess panties when they go out of business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    i'm gonna miss snacking on hostess panties when they go out of business.
    hahaha they always hire hot hostesses at these places...it's like they want to get you in trouble!
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    How could I think about the hostess's panties when yours are in my hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    It was just like Frank's moment at Marriage Counseling describing their dinner at Olive Garden while they were in the 'tree of trust".

    I was out eating dinner with my gf at TGIFriday's. The hostess was wearing a skin tight black mini dress with those thigh high black socks. The whole dinner I was imagining what kind of panties she had on. If she was shaved or had a landing strip and what her nipples were like.

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    i cant get thro a day w/o doing that
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    It was just like Frank's moment at Marriage Counseling describing their dinner at Olive Garden while they were in the 'tree of trust".

    I was out eating dinner with my gf at TGIFriday's. The hostess was wearing a skin tight black mini dress with those thigh high black socks. The whole dinner I was imagining what kind of panties she had on. If she was shaved or had a landing strip and what her nipples were like.

    Monogamy
    I would've found out.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    I would've found out.
    Teach me your ways Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Teach me your ways Potato.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Teach me your ways Potato.
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    Did your gf notice that you were distracted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzy View Post
    Did your gf notice that you were distracted?
    Noo, i'm really good about being discreet with my perversions.
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