Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
If this were even remotely the case, he could have (and IMO would have) gone for the charmingly aging version of his old radio persona route, instead of the panicking old guy trying to do every goddamn thing in his power to cling on to his "youth" (divorce, wig, horse, etc.) route.
i think he is telling the truth when he says he doesn't dye his hair just because he has mentioned it so many times. we all know most of it is a wig or weave but what he does have left probably is still dark.