Please tell me why I should exchange my beer consumption for wine consumption?

[Satori Brah]

Not much of a wine guy but if I do get some, it's the Malbecs for red and Alberino for white.

[crazypreacher]

If you buy wine make sure its bottled in Fresno. Then you know it's good.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

^Like how Arizona iced tea is bottled in Brooklyn, NY?

[Ridic Too]

I drink to get drunk

[Mojopin]

Wine is delicious, but it goes straight to your head and makes it hurt before you're even drunk.

[crazypreacher]

^Like how Arizona iced tea is bottled in Brooklyn, NY?

Hi flafla. Fresno is awesome.

[newcastlefan]

beer makes you pee at night

[kelliejean]

i love wine. i used to drink bud or vodka. then i won a bunch of wine at work and i love it. i sip on a glass or two a night. it relaxes me. i love it!

[stripes]

i buy that box of gallo wine, red or white at the walmart for 12 bucks, stays cold in the fridge with a convienet little spigot

[Markijuano]

Beer, when I'm hanging out with the homies or monkey wrenching on a car. Wine, out for dinner enjoying a pasta dish at home or a great evening of despair and vomit.

[lickety split]

Good craft beer is healthier for you than wine. Plus it doesn't give you the nasty headaches like wine does.

[Slippy]

Very ladylike. Drinking a case of beer.

*scratches ass*

*farts*

Thanks pal.

[Satori Brah]

wine goggles

[Jim J Jiblets]

Have an unopened case of 2009 Charles Shaw Pinot Noir in the cellar.

[Capn Crud]

You shouldn't.

I can drink a case of beer and you'd likely not notice. 1 or 2 glasses of wine and I'm slurring my words, with a headache that would take down a giant the next day.

Stick with beer.

I am the same way. I think it is because I drink the wine at about the same rate I drink beer.

[Capn Crud]

Have an unopened case of 2009 Charles Shaw Pinot Noir in the cellar.

I have a bottle of their merlot on my countertop ready for consumption tonight