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    Maverick

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    Which one of these middle-aged retards set their alarm early enough?

    Crazy morons,seems like it's all about waking up early enough to be the thread starter so you can douche out whomever pissed them off the day before. The women is one thing, I can almost understand that......but the middle aged dudes jockeying for position is really fucking creepy. Why the fuck do you people pretend to be friends? Is this really all you've got????


    I'm eating a turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce sandwich. White bread. Heh.

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    Whut?
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    idgi
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    Quote Originally Posted by renchfrieswith View Post
    Whut?
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    idgi

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    Old people wake up early enough without using an alarm.

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    wait for it.......any minute one of the senior citizens will start the "official" thread for the day because one of them woke up early from a kidney problem and "can't get back to sleep". Then they'll spend the rest of the day trying to ridicule the next one for the lives they lead when the fact of the matter is they all need eachother. Desperately.

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    Exhibit "A"

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    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    Honoürary Canück P-B's Avatar
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    I have the hiccups.

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    I slept in but finally had to pee. What's this now?

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    OP has a point. Warmth is very very old.

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    But you started this thread before they did.

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    reminds me of my first marriage
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    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    reminds me of my first marriage
    Finally! Someone gets it.

    Been posting that gif for at least 45 years, not one acknowledge-ment yet till this day.
    and i would rather be anywhere else than here today

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    chunky britches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    Finally! Someone gets it.

    Been posting that gif for at least 45 years, not one acknowledge-ment yet till this day.
    i recognize that look all too well.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    I didn't date a slow cowboy. I fucked his uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    Fugue state

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    P-B is the only one that does that.

    Just to clarify.

    Hi, Blow Me!

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