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  1. 11-24-2012, 07:13 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    I want you to lick my beater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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    sorority chicks eat raw cookie dough in their pajamas
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  4. 11-24-2012, 07:20 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder Butt View Post
    sorority chicks eat raw cookie dough in their pajamas
    How did they get raw... nah, never mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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  5. 11-24-2012, 07:24 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder Butt View Post
    sorority chicks eat raw cookie dough in their pajamas
    I eat sorority chicks raw with their pajamas tied around my head like Rambo.
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
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  6. 11-24-2012, 07:24 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleep View Post
    I eat sorority chicks raw with their pajamas tied around my head like Rambo.
    That's a quality move.
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  7. 11-24-2012, 07:25 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    That's a quality move.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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  8. 11-24-2012, 07:29 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    So when Mrs. Vyb asks me if I wanna lick the bowl, she's really trying to kill me.

    It suddenly makes sense now.
    She probably means the toilet bowl.
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  9. 11-24-2012, 07:35 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    That's a quality move.
    And when they get theirs and wanna kick me out I say......

    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
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  10. 11-24-2012, 07:45 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleep View Post
    Keebler Elf Magic.
    They're trying to monopolize the cookie industry.
    Sure ,they look cute, but those fuckers are evil.
    I knew those little fuckers were real.
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  11. 11-24-2012, 08:05 PM #31
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    Raw eggs, shmaw eggs. When I was little, the doctor told my mom to make me milkshakes with a raw egg in them because I was so tiny. As long the eggs aren't cracked, they're cool.
    This is better than rejuvenation.
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  12. 11-24-2012, 08:24 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    I knew those little fuckers were real.
    You see any other elves making cookies?
    Keeblers got elf cookies on lock!
    How the fuck you think Santa has enough elves to make a worlds worth of toys? He has all the non-Keebler elves!
    Toys or cookies, elves got it rough.
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
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  13. 11-24-2012, 08:28 PM #33
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    The Keebler elves are like the Messicans of the LOTR elves.
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