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  1. 11-24-2012, 06:21 PM #1
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    Raw cookie dough

    I just made some of those Nestle tube cookies you throw in the oven and the packaging is all "do not consume raw cookie dough."

    Fuck that, how can you not? The dough is better than the actual cookies.

    Thank you.
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  2. 11-24-2012, 06:22 PM #2
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    it's just merely a suggestion.
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  3. 11-24-2012, 06:23 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by idiotbox View Post
    it's just merely a suggestion.
    I don't know, it had it on the packaging at least twice. I think they're serious.
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    Just bake the fucking cookies.
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
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  5. 11-24-2012, 06:24 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleep View Post
    Just bake the fucking cookies.
    They're done... just whatever I couldn't fit on the tray I ate the dough.

    Fuck those Nestle dough nazis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    They're done... just whatever I couldn't fit on the tray I ate the dough.

    Fuck those Nestle dough nazis.
    Hey, if ya like living dangerously, be my guest.
    Keep it up though. It starts with "just whatever couldn't fit on the tray" and becomes "I ate 3 tubes of dough" and no fresh cookies for anyone.
    Nestle warned you.
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  8. 11-24-2012, 06:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    Salmonella
    Hows that shit going to get in that tube?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    Hows that shit going to get in that tube?
    the bugs sneak in through the seams. they be small and wiggle.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    Hows that shit going to get in that tube?
    Magic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sternac View Post
    Magic
    Keebler Elf Magic.
    They're trying to monopolize the cookie industry.
    Sure ,they look cute, but those fuckers are evil.
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleep View Post
    Keebler Elf Magic.
    They're trying to monopolize the cookie industry.
    Sure ,they look cute, but those fuckers are evil.
    I knew those little fuckers were real.
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    The shit be raw eggs. They tryin' to save themselves from a salmonella lawsuit. Mange.
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    Shit, now there's no milk.
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    as long as it's cold, aka not room temp, you'll be fine
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    Whenever I make cookies, I can't even eat any when they're done because I'm too full from eating so much dough.
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    See, Dev gets it.
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    I consider it well worth the risk.
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    So when Mrs. Vyb asks me if I wanna lick the bowl, she's really trying to kill me.

    It suddenly makes sense now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    So when Mrs. Vyb asks me if I wanna lick the bowl, she's really trying to kill me.

    It suddenly makes sense now.
    She probably means the toilet bowl.
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