Who is the greatest Wackpacker of all-time? Let’s find out!
I have devised a tournament bracket system in which each member can choose their favorite wackpackers to move on to the next round. Each set of wackpackers will face off in a one-on-one voting battle.. until only one wackpacker is left.
I checked a bunch of sites to help make up a list of 64 names (two brackets of 32 each). Some are without question wackpackers (such as Beetlejuice), others can have their wack pack membership disputed (like Captain Janks or Bobo). But all of the names in each bracket have been associated with the wack pack on more than one site and in show history. I only had to cut a few names off the list, but the vast majority of names are included.
All match-ups in both brackets were chosen at random using Random.org.
As the number of wack packers dwindles, I will post normal polls here to determine winners. The two winners of each bracket will eventually face off to take the title of the Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time.
For the first round, please choose which wackpacker you want to move on. You can copy & paste the match-ups and just delete, bold, underline, color, etc. so your choice is clear.
The deadline for voting in round one will be Sunday 11/25 at 11:59pm eastern.
Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.) vs. King of All Messengers
Beetlejuice vs. Blue Iris
Gay Ramone vs. Daniel Carver
Will the Farter vs. "Elegant" Elliot Offen
Miss Howard Stern (Andrea Ownby) vs. Evil Dave Letterman
Dan the Farter vs. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
Joe Cancer vs. Siobhan the Transsexual
Bobo vs. John the Stutterer
Speech Impediment Man vs. Nicole Bass
Gina Girl vs. Captain Janks
Debbie the Pet Lady vs. Wheelchair Steve
Yucko the Clown vs. Gary the Retard
Mark the Bagger vs. Eric the Midget
Big Black vs. Ted the Janitor
Dr. Remulak vs. "Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney
Wendy the Retard vs. Melrose Larry Green