Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time Tournament Bracket #1

[Johnny B]

Who is the greatest Wackpacker of all-time? Let’s find out!

I have devised a tournament bracket system in which each member can choose their favorite wackpackers to move on to the next round. Each set of wackpackers will face off in a one-on-one voting battle.. until only one wackpacker is left.

I checked a bunch of sites to help make up a list of 64 names (two brackets of 32 each). Some are without question wackpackers (such as Beetlejuice), others can have their wack pack membership disputed (like Captain Janks or Bobo). But all of the names in each bracket have been associated with the wack pack on more than one site and in show history. I only had to cut a few names off the list, but the vast majority of names are included.

All match-ups in both brackets were chosen at random using Random.org.

As the number of wack packers dwindles, I will post normal polls here to determine winners. The two winners of each bracket will eventually face off to take the title of the Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time.

For the first round, please choose which wackpacker you want to move on. You can copy & paste the match-ups and just delete, bold, underline, color, etc. so your choice is clear.

The deadline for voting in round one will be Sunday 11/25 at 11:59pm eastern.

Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.) vs. King of All Messengers

Beetlejuice vs. Blue Iris

Gay Ramone vs. Daniel Carver

Will the Farter vs. "Elegant" Elliot Offen

Miss Howard Stern (Andrea Ownby) vs. Evil Dave Letterman

Dan the Farter vs. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Joe Cancer vs. Siobhan the Transsexual

Bobo vs. John the Stutterer

Speech Impediment Man vs. Nicole Bass

Gina Girl vs. Captain Janks

Debbie the Pet Lady vs. Wheelchair Steve

Yucko the Clown vs. Gary the Retard

Mark the Bagger vs. Eric the Midget

Big Black vs. Ted the Janitor

Dr. Remulak vs. "Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney

Wendy the Retard vs. Melrose Larry Green

[Johnny B]

Who is the greatest Wackpacker of all-time? Let’s find out!

I have devised a tournament bracket system in which each member can choose their favorite wackpackers to move on to the next round. Each set of wackpackers will face off in a one-on-one voting battle.. until only one wackpacker is left.

I checked a bunch of sites to help make up a list of 64 names (two brackets of 32 each). Some are without question wackpackers (such as Beetlejuice), others can have their wack pack membership disputed (like Captain Janks or Bobo). But all of the names in each bracket have been associated with the wack pack on more than one site and in show history. I only had to cut a few names off the list, but the vast majority of names are included.

All match-ups in both brackets were chosen at random using Random.org.

As the number of wack packers dwindles, I will post normal polls here to determine winners. The two winners of each bracket will eventually face off to take the title of the Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time.

For the first round, please choose which wackpacker you want to move on. You can copy & paste the match-ups and just delete, bold, underline, color, etc. so your choice is clear.

The deadline for voting in round one will be Sunday 11/25 at 11:59pm eastern.

Rappin' Granny vs. Hanzi

Angry Black vs. Debbie the Queefer

King of All Blacks vs. Bigfoot (Matthew McGrory)

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach vs. Ass Napkin Ed

Riley Martin vs. Crazy Alice

Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy vs. Graveyard Greg

Celestine Tate vs. Mariann from Brooklyn

Irene the Leather Weather Lady vs. Joey Boots

Sour Shoes vs. Vin the Retard

Crackhead Bob vs. Yaqi

Slow Adam vs. Ham Hands Bill

Medicated Pete vs. Cleft Palate

Ian the Drunk vs. Hi-Pitch Erik

Fred the Elephant Boy vs. "Jeff the Drunk" Curro

Double A vs. Hate Man

Croix vs. Junior the Farter

[Johnny B]

Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.)

Beetlejuice

Daniel Carver

Will the Farter

Miss Howard Stern (Andrea Ownby)

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Siobhan the Transsexual

John the Stutterer

Speech Impediment Man

Captain Janks

Wheelchair Steve

Gary the Retard

Mark the Bagger

Big Black

Dr. Remulak

Wendy the Retard

[Johnny B]

Rappin' Granny

Debbie the Queefer

Bigfoot (Matthew McGrory)

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Crazy Alice

Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy

Mariann from Brooklyn

Joey Boots

Sour Shoes

Crackhead Bob

Ham Hands Bill

Cleft Palate

Hi-Pitch Erik

"Jeff the Drunk" Curro

Hate Man

Croix

[pontius pilot]

[Dominic GPS]

This took effort so I will participate.

So you are gonna take all the votes and move them to the next round?

Ok good luck and i appreciate this grand effort to declare Hank the greatest...but here are my votes

bigfoot

beetle

carver

offen

andrea

Hank

siobhan

john

s.i.m.

janks

ktb (kill them both)

gary

etm

big black (unsung hero vote)

UL (tough one but i went with her)

wendy (after losing power i will never laugh at her the same way again)

[Vashier]

/thread

[NotMyBro]

HTADD is impossible to beat.

[Dominic GPS]

granny (voted for hanzi at first because i thought he made me laugh more. then i remembered "this is better than rejuvenation" and i'm still laughing now)

AB

KOAB

KKK

Riley

jeff

marianne

irene (even though i don't know who she is)

sour!

bob (even though yaqi has made me laugh more)

HHB

Cleft

Hi-pitch (hated but a good contributer)

JTD (hard pick against fred)

hateman

croiux (still helping her get back her architecture from ronald...that fuck)

[Cordoza Hotel]

You listed Bobo and forgot Elephant Boy and Crackhead Bob? I suspect that you're a new listener.

[Johnny B]

You listed Bobo and forgot Elephant Boy and Crackhead Bob? I suspect that you're a new listener.

There's two brackets.. two threads..

[redwolf]

must have been a easier way to do this, but you put alot of effort into it so I'll play along.
king of all messengers
beet
carver
elegant elliot offen
evil dave
haadd
siobhan
john the stutterer
nicole bass
janks
wheel chair steve
yucko
eric the midget
ted
underdog lady
melrose
that yucko-gary the retard was the toughest bracket!

[Cordoza Hotel]

There's two brackets.. two threads..

Oh shit, I just saw that. 2 threads is entirely too complicated for me at this hour (and after much good single malt scotch)

[redwolf]

round 2 picks, thanks bro for doing this
hanzi
deb the queefer
king of all blacks
kkk
riley
jeff the puker
celestine
unfortunately I must vote for boots
sour
crackhead
ham
clefe palate
hi pitch
fred the elephant boy
hateman
junior

[pontius pilot]

okay, i'll bite:

• Bigfoot (shaw)
• Beetlejuice
• Daniel Carver
• Elliot Offen
• Evil Dave
• Hank Dwarf
• Siobhan
• John Stutterer
• Nicole Bass
• Capt. Janks
• Wheelchair Steve
• Gary the Retard
• Eric the Midget
• Ted the Janitor
• Dr. Remulak
• Wendy the Retard

[whatsit]

wait where's Hank?

[pontius pilot]

second bracket:

• Rappin’ Granny
• Angry Black
• King of all Blacks
• Kenneth Keith
• Crazy Alice
• Graveyard Greg
• Celestine
• Irene Weather
• Sour Shoes
• Crackhead Bob
• Hamhands Bill
• Medicated Pete
• High-Pitch Erik
• Jeff the Drunk
• Hate Man
• Croix

[pontius pilot]

wait where's Hank?

first bracket

[Just Peachy]

Rappin' Granny

Angry Black

King of All Blacks

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Riley Martin

Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy

Mariann from Brooklyn

Joey Boots

Sour Shoes

Crackhead Bob

Ham Hands Bill

Cleft Palate

Hi-Pitch Erik

"Jeff the Drunk" Curro

Hate Man

Croix

[whatsit]

first bracket