Greatest Wack Packer of All-Time Tournament Bracket #1

[Farticulator]

Rappin' Granny

Debbie the Queefer

King of All Blacks

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Riley Martin

Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy

Celestine

Joey Boots

Sour Shoes

Crackhead Bob

Ham Hands Bill

Cleft Palate

Ian the Drunk

Fred the Elephant Boy

Hate Man

Croix

[BudBudha]

Johnny B

put together a poll or something

[Farticulator]

Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.)

Beetlejuice

Daniel Carver

"Elegant" Elliot Offen

Evil Dave Letterman

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Siobhan the Transsexual

John the Stutterer

Speech Impediment Man

Captain Janks

Debbie the Pet Lady

Gary the Retard

Eric the Midget

Big Black

"Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney

Wendy the Retard

[Thedomina]

Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.
Beetlejuice
Daniel Carver
"Elegant" Elliot Offen
Miss Howard Stern (Andrea Ownby)
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
Siobhan the Transsexual
John the Stutterer
Nicole Bass
Captain Janks
Debbie the Pet Lady
Gary the Retard
Eric the Midget
Ted the Janitor
. "Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney
Wendy the Retard

[Thedomina]

That was blue iris, not rapping granny.

granny (voted for hanzi at first because i thought he made me laugh more. then i remembered "this is better than rejuvenation" and i'm still laughing now)

AB

KOAB

KKK

Riley

jeff

marianne

irene (even though i don't know who she is)

sour!

bob (even though yaqi has made me laugh more)

HHB

Cleft

Hi-pitch (hated but a good contributer)

JTD (hard pick against fred)

hateman

croiux (still helping her get back her architecture from ronald...that fuck)

[Thedomina]

Hanzi
Angry Black
Bigfoot (Matthew McGrory)
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Crazy Alice
Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy
Joey Boots
Sour Shoes
Crackhead Bob
Ham Hands Bill
Cleft Palate
Hi-Pitch Eric
"Jeff the Drunk" Curro
Hate Man
Croix

[IlluminatiJones]

All roads lead to Beetlejuice. Stop with this nonsense, please........................you're only delaying the OP's suicide.

[smichal]

Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.)
Beetlejuice
Daniel Carver
"Elegant" Elliot Offen
Evil Dave Letterman
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
Siobhan the Transsexual
John the Stutterer
Nicole Bass
Captain Janks
Wheelchair Steve
Yucko the Clown
Eric the Midget
Big Black
"Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney
Wendy the Retard

[smichal]

Rappin' Granny
Angry Black
Bigfoot (Matthew McGrory)
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Riley Martin
Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy
Celestine Tate
Irene the Leather Weather Lady
Sour Shoes
Crackhead Bob
Ham Hands Bill
Medicated Pete
Hi-Pitch Erik
"Jeff the Drunk" Curry
Double A
Croix

[YokoOhNo]

This

All of us have differing opinions on who is or not a wackpacker. Bobo and Maryanne the ones who just call the show are nothing but avid fans but bother the phones so much over the years they get through and can spew their bullshit. Ted the Janitor was cool but he didn't do anything wackpackerish. The phony phone callers aren't wackpackers to me. Alright just my dumb opinion but Ok, here ya go:

King of All Messengers

Beetlejuice

Daniel Carver

"Elegant" Elliot Offen

Evil Dave Letterman

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Siobhan the Transsexual

John the Stutterer

Nicole Bass

Gina Girl

Wheelchair Steve

Gary the Retard

Mark the Bagger

Ted the Janitor

"Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney

Wendy the Retard

[cokeen]

I'm so glad I got in before the deadline!

I am voting for:

Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.)

Blue Iris

Daniel Carver

"Elegant" Elliot Offen

Evil Dave Letterman

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Siobhan the Transsexual

John the Stutterer

Nicole Bass

Captain Janks

Debbie the Pet Lady

Yucko the Clown

Eric the Midget

Big Black

"Underdog Lady" Suzanne Muldowney

Wendy the Retard


PS - When the show ends for good, each wack packer should get 10k from Howard's pocket (which at 640k would be a drop in the bucket for stern, as well as a bargain for the huuuge amount of entertainment these people have given to his show over the years). Short of putting someone suitable in the Artie chair, that's probably the only thing Howard could do at this point to fully regain my respect. Also the winner of this tournament should be rewarded with a new $80 mil contract at Sirius.

[cokeen]

Hanzi

Angry Black

King of All Blacks

Ass Napkin Ed

Riley Martin vs. Crazy Alice? I have to recuse myself from this one because those two are DEFINITELY in my top 5 and to vote one off in the first round is an absolute shonda.

Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy

Mariann from Brooklyn

Joey Boots

Sour Shoes

Crackhead Bob

Ham Hands Bill

Medicated Pete

Hi-Pitch Erik

"Jeff the Drunk" Curro

Hate Man

the vastly underrated CROIX ('howard did you look over the architectual strategies that i foundationed?')

[Johnny B]

Still a few hours to vote and a few close races. I may mix things up a bit in the second round and re-randomize the match-ups in both brackets..

[Johnny B]

Still a few hours to vote and a few close races. I may mix things up a bit in the second round and re-randomize the match-ups in both brackets..

[The Snork]

Bracket 1

Bigfoot (Mark Shaw, Jr.)

Beetlejuice

Daniel Carver

Elliot Offen

Evil Dave

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Siobhan

John the Stutterer

Nicole Bass

Captain Janks

Debbie the Pet Lady

Gary the Retard

Mark the Bagger

Ted The Janitor

Underdog Lady

Wendy the Retard

[The Snork]

Still a few hours to vote and a few close races. I may mix things up a bit in the second round and re-randomize the match-ups in both brackets..

BOOO! FIX! FIX! Admit it. You didn't think things out and you don't want Beetlejuice facing off with Hank the Angry dwarf too early.

Bracket 2

Rappin' Granny

Angry Black

Bigfoot

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Crazy Alice

Jeff “The Vomit Guy” Levy

Mariann from Brooklyn

Irene the Leather Weather Lady

Sour Shoes

Crackhead Bob

Slow Adam

Cleft Palate

Hi-Pitch Erik

Fred the Elephant Boy

Hate Man

Croix