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    Shot Dead

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    I need to stop going to weddings with girlfriends

    I get really emotional, committed and pretend to want the fairy tale life, but that is completely farcical and couldn't be further from the truth. I certainly don't want to be married let alone even be with the same person for the rest of my life.

    I hate letting them down the next as I inevitably will.

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    Sorcerer Supreme
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    okay

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    amen brother.

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    You should run a bath for your GF and listen to her.
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    shut up you queer.

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    Yep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partyxanimal View Post
    You should run a bath for your GF and listen to her.

    why the hell do they always want to talk when there in the bath tub????

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    Girlfriends? you crack me up
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley

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    Dental Floss Tycoon
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    What a womanizing stud you are.

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    Weddings are usually good places to pull fresh poon if you have game...or at least they used to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Sinister View Post
    why the hell do they always want to talk when there in the bath tub????
    they're*

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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    i agree also
    "not when he looked so fierce"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    I get really emotional, committed and pretend to want the fairy tale life, but that is completely farcical and couldn't be further from the truth. I certainly don't want to be married let alone even be with the same person for the rest of my life.

    I hate letting them down the next as I inevitably will.
    Suck a dick.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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