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    you women and your goddamn baths. why can't you bird bath in the sink like the rest of us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..
    But why do men have to provide for women at all? The world doesn't owe women a living. They outlive men by over 7 years, and have all the job opportunities in the world. Some men actually look at women as adults, not overgrown, wrinkled children.
    Why me, why me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..

    Shut your mouth cunt,you should be dreaming about that cock all day or ill move on to the next who is

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    When we vent..don't solve our problems...we just want to chat..
    If you are working all day, and we are staying at home with the kids...come home, feed them, draw me a bath so I can relax.then you will get sex.
    I'm a woman. If I was lucky enough to sit on my ass all day at home, while my spouse busted his ass all day- dinner would be on the table. I'd welcome any ideas he may have on how to solve a problem. I would have already showered and later I would spread my legs for him after I got up off my knees.
    But I work 10-12 hours a day and can't use the "homemaker" bullshit as a career description.
    "I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by letsfuck View Post
    Shut your mouth cunt,you should be dreaming about that cock all day or ill move on to the next who is
    you just call me a cunt you fuck nuts??? Here is your profile..Fat ass, WOWC playing asshole with fat kids, fat wife, and probably needs food stamps..Walmart?? your best friend...
    Honey boo boo at your back door...your fat ass double chin wife is callin'
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..
    Then maybe you only need one pair of shoes. Maybe your portion of the paycheck should just barely get you by. Just enough to pay the bills and keep you in that one pair of shoes.

    You're playing a marriage like partisan politics. "If I don't get this, you can't have that!"
    I couldn't live like that and neither could she. I make her life better and she does the same for me.

    And before you accuse me of speaking for her? There are several people here that know her, and she's not one that allows others to put words in her mouth. After 14 years, I've never seen her really angry, and I don't think I'd like to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    That's another thing I don't get. The money fight.
    Neither one of you are able to pull money out of your ass. And one of you is just as broke as the other.

    FUCK! You're s'posed to have each others' back! You remember! The "through rich and poor" part of your vows? Remember that?

    Nah, fuck it! Go argue about money some more. (check under the mattress)


    That is too logical, somehow greed for goods takes over in most accounts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gusbuss View Post
    That is too logical, somehow greed for goods takes over in most accounts.
    Yeah, I know.
    Logic too often takes a back seat around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    you just call me a cunt you fuck nuts??? Here is your profile..Fat ass, WOWC playing asshole with fat kids, fat wife, and probably needs food stamps..Walmart?? your best friend...
    Honey boo boo at your back door...your fat ass double chin wife is callin'
    None of the above,cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

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    wait im sorry that was to nice your a dumb fucking CUNT, run your own bath and maybe you should try a shower to get that filth off you

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    Quote Originally Posted by letsfuck View Post
    wait im sorry that was to nice your a dumb fucking CUNT, run your own bath and maybe you should try a shower to get that filth off you
    No wonder you are all in the red..you don't have a clue...I'm guessing you are living with your in laws, your wife is fat, and your kids are fat goobers with acne..
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    When we vent..don't solve our problems...we just want to chat..
    If you are working all day, and we are staying at home with the kids...come home, feed them, draw me a bath so I can relax.then you will get sex.
    Love ya', But heres the problem ya'll just ignore.....We're not your girl friends, Nor do we wanna' be.........
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    See, here's the thing, dlist. Its catch 22. You want to vent, you want us to listen, and we do, but you get pissed because there is no input. You don't want the problem solved... this time. But next time, watch out. So there is no winning.

    And as far as the bath thing... come on, sister. A little hint, aight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    No wonder you are all in the red..you don't have a clue...I'm guessing you are living with your in laws, your wife is fat, and your kids are fat goobers with acne..
    thats your problem your delusional,i dont care what im in i dont spend my time posting here,i do read for a laugh but thats about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by letsfuck View Post
    thats your problem your delusional,i dont care what im in i dont spend my time posting here,i do read for a laugh but thats about it
    Tread lightly. She hasn't had her bath yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by usedtampon View Post
    I've never understood this attitude. If men feel they bust their asses all day and are married to lazy bitches, why marry them in the first place? Value a woman who makes $$$$ and has some pride, not a leech whose only ambition is to marry an easy mark with ambition.
    Cause ya'll do a 180 after the honeymoon? Don't deny it................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    Love ya', But heres the problem ya'll just ignore.....We're not your girl friends, Nor do we wanna' be.........
    yeah well then you are not getting sex, you need to listen (or pretend to whatever)
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    Tread lightly. She hasn't had her bath yet.
    Nice,im so embarrassed that the reps aren't good or whatever ?really who gives a shit,who gives a fuck first post in months.Im a ex stern fan that enjoys the site could give a shit about the little symbols next to my fake name......get a life

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    yeah well then you are not getting sex, you need to listen (or pretend to whatever)
    Im not fat ,make a great living ,have no kids and have a girlfriend that i fuck regularly and i m not ever running a bath for her and if she dont like it i move on to the next its pretty simple.If you didnt have a vagina men would have killed you years ago

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