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    Listen, here is how to understand your women..

    When we vent..don't solve our problems...we just want to chat..
    If you are working all day, and we are staying at home with the kids...come home, feed them, draw me a bath so I can relax.then you will get sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    When we vent..don't solve our problems...we just want to chat..
    If you are working all day, and we are staying at home with the kids...come home, feed them, draw me a bath so I can relax.then you will get sex.
    That shit might work with guys like Baba Booey but where i'm from if you bust your ass all day at work to feed your family you shouldnt be expected to do your wifes work when you get home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beths Arab View Post
    That shit might work with guys like Baba Booey but where i'm from if you bust your ass all day at work to feed your family you shouldnt be expected to do your wifes work when you get home.
    Preach brother . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beths Arab View Post
    That shit might work with guys like Baba Booey but where i'm from if you bust your ass all day at work to feed your family you shouldnt be expected to do your wifes work when you get home.
    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..
    But why do men have to provide for women at all? The world doesn't owe women a living. They outlive men by over 7 years, and have all the job opportunities in the world. Some men actually look at women as adults, not overgrown, wrinkled children.
    Why me, why me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by usedtampon View Post
    But why do men have to provide for women at all? The world doesn't owe women a living. They outlive men by over 7 years, and have all the job opportunities in the world. Some men actually look at women as adults, not overgrown, wrinkled children.
    I was only making the statement for those women who have to stay home w/ kids and the man works...I make my own money...
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..

    Shut your mouth cunt,you should be dreaming about that cock all day or ill move on to the next who is

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    Quote Originally Posted by letsfuck View Post
    Shut your mouth cunt,you should be dreaming about that cock all day or ill move on to the next who is
    you just call me a cunt you fuck nuts??? Here is your profile..Fat ass, WOWC playing asshole with fat kids, fat wife, and probably needs food stamps..Walmart?? your best friend...
    Honey boo boo at your back door...your fat ass double chin wife is callin'
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
    and "Raisins piss me off in general"....hats off Lou C for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    you just call me a cunt you fuck nuts??? Here is your profile..Fat ass, WOWC playing asshole with fat kids, fat wife, and probably needs food stamps..Walmart?? your best friend...
    Honey boo boo at your back door...your fat ass double chin wife is callin'
    None of the above,cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

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    wait im sorry that was to nice your a dumb fucking CUNT, run your own bath and maybe you should try a shower to get that filth off you

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    you just call me a cunt you fuck nuts??? Here is your profile..Fat ass, WOWC playing asshole with fat kids, fat wife, and probably needs food stamps..Walmart?? your best friend...
    Honey boo boo at your back door...your fat ass double chin wife is callin'
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    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    happy wife, happy life..
    we love that you provide (however I provide for myself, so fuck that) but we still don't think b/c you bring in a paycheck we owe you a blow job..
    Then maybe you only need one pair of shoes. Maybe your portion of the paycheck should just barely get you by. Just enough to pay the bills and keep you in that one pair of shoes.

    You're playing a marriage like partisan politics. "If I don't get this, you can't have that!"
    I couldn't live like that and neither could she. I make her life better and she does the same for me.

    And before you accuse me of speaking for her? There are several people here that know her, and she's not one that allows others to put words in her mouth. After 14 years, I've never seen her really angry, and I don't think I'd like to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beths Arab View Post
    That shit might work with guys like Baba Booey but where i'm from if you bust your ass all day at work to feed your family you shouldnt be expected to do your wifes work when you get home.
    So fucking true

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    i have never understood people wanting others to start the bath for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    i have never understood people wanting others to start the bath for them.
    So there is someone else to blame when the water isn't the expected temperature.

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    Kids ruin marriages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gusbuss View Post
    Kids ruin marriages.
    Women ruin marriages . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard View Post
    When we vent..don't solve our problems...we just want to chat..
    If you are working all day, and we are staying at home with the kids...come home, feed them, draw me a bath so I can relax.then you will get sex.
    So, when your husband comes home from work. Now I'm trying to picture how this works.
    Do you just stand there at the door holding the choke chain out there and he just walks in and sticks his head in it willingly?

    First off, there IS no "venting" from either of us. Period.
    If there's an issue from you or I? We can either discuss it like adults and come to a solution, or we have nothing to talk about.
    I refuse to be yelled at. And I refuse to yell at you.

    Far as I'm concerned? You wanna play that shit? You can just go down the road kicking rocks and talking to yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz View Post
    So, when your husband comes home from work. Now I'm trying to picture how this works.
    Do you just stand there at the door holding the choke chain out there and he just walks in and sticks his head in it willingly?

    First off, there IS no "venting" from either of us. Period.
    If there's an issue from you or I? We can either discuss it like adults and come to a solution, or we have nothing to talk about.
    I refuse to be yelled at. And I refuse to yell at you.

    Far as I'm concerned? You wanna play that shit? You can just go down the road kicking rocks and talking to yourself.
    That's poetry.
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