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    Unhappy I am Worrid about My friend CHriza and I am worried about my Friend Schmoopy

    Chriza posted on his facebook last night that he was going to be eating and we would not be hearing from him for the next eight hours. Its been well over 24 It has led me to believe he is in a food coma. Schmoopy should be busy for BLack friday but I have a feeling that he took Ritalin last night and is on a Bender and might either be popping off in the store or at home jerking off to His paysite HOtmovies.com

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    You know Stoopy is jerking it like a BEAST today.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    schmoopy is an artist
    "don't give up until you drink from the silver cup"

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    Doesn't Ritalin shrink ur dink?

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    they are out trying to find you that fucking TV you asked for.

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    How was you cunt Gramdma's dressing?
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Isn't Chriza trying to get laid in Seattle this weekend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    How was you cunt Gramdma's dressing?
    Better than her cunt dressing, I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Doesn't Ritalin shrink ur dink?
    no steroids do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    How was you cunt Gramdma's dressing?
    amazing just like everything else. Im still eating leftovers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    no steroids do
    Steroids shrink your balls and actually make your dick bigger.


    So I heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Steroids shrink your balls and actually make your dick bigger.


    So I heard.
    The Hulkster looked pretty big in that video with Bubba's wife. I'm sure he took a cycle or two
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    I want to shave someone's balls.

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    moopy probably still reeling from dad delivering his Thanksgiving food in a brown paper bag again this year. Heard he dumps that shit at moop's door, rings the bell, and hightails it the fuck outta there.

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    How do you get high from Ritalin? I thought it was used to calm hyper people down.

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    Oh, and Chriza was going to eat food with a fat chick in Seattle this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lickety split View Post
    How do you get high from Ritalin? I thought it was used to calm hyper people down.
    moops found a way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    moopy probably still reeling from dad delivering his Thanksgiving food in a brown paper bag again this year. Heard he dumps that shit at moop's door, rings the bell, and hightails it the fuck outta there.
    his dad gave him egg nog and half a pumpkin pie and some bagels
    "don't give up until you drink from the silver cup"

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    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    his dad gave him egg nog and half a pumpkin pie and some bagels
    Ate the turkey in the car on the way over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lickety split View Post
    How do you get high from Ritalin? I thought it was used to calm hyper people down.
    Ritalin provides the same effects as cocaine for most people in the sense that it creates focus and alertness. I find Ritalin to be an adequate alternative when I am unable to score some coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Ritalin provides the same effects as cocaine for most people in the sense that it creates focus and alertness. I find Ritalin to be an adequate alternative when I am unable to score some coke.
    So kids who take it at school are pretty much coked up?

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