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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Has your mom ever had a lesbian experience


    She was dating a Puerto Rican before she met my father though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadmus126 View Post
    I just figured a successful business man and handsome too probably couldn't resist the temptation
    My father's still a horn dog. My parents are constantly embarrassing me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post


    She was dating a Puerto Rican before she met my father though.
    What other totally inappropriate questions can we ask you about your parents
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post


    She was dating a Puerto Rican before she met my father though.
    A black one?

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    Have you ever called Amarosa a nigger?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    What other totally inappropriate questions can we ask you about your parents
    I just asked in a roundabout way if she had bbc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    I just asked in a roundabout way if she had bbc.


    reps
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    I'm sure he was really light skinned.

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    im only on page two and im laughing so hard that my potatoc chip crumbs are going everywhere
    and i mean everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    A black one?
    chocolate cookie.
    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    what about welfare?
    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'm sure he was really light skinned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    My father's still a horn dog. My parents are constantly embarrassing me.
    it's only fair considering you've embarrassed them for 40+ years.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    it's only fair considering you've embarrassed them for 40+ years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    My husband

    Back then he was just called "John".

    Look how happy that lil black hooker was to snag a white customer.

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