Anyone Invite Ralph for Thanksgiving Dinner???

[BenBas]

Just wondering....
You all REMEMBER Ralph?? Ralphie Cakes???

What happened ??? Where's he been??

The show is soooooooo bad...so fake..so phony anymore....it's all about the WRAP UP SHOW and HowardTV...almost makes u wish for AGT content doesn't it??

So what happened to Ralph?? He used to call in every fucking minute with an interesting comment or observation..
now nothing...

Soooooo did Howard & Ralph have a falling out??? Did Ralph do something or say something to Beth??
Is he sick??

I hope he survived Sandy?? doesn't he live in Staten Island??

Can't believe how the show just ignores the obvious...nobody ever calls the show and asks Howard .."where's Ralph been???"
(Oh I'm SURE SOME "random" fan will be calling in asking ...this ? after vacation...
Tim S. and Jon Hein and Gary busy reading our posts here & on that other site) .

It's just one more reason why the show has lost it's "mojo"....why so many of us are just not into it anymore...
too many fibs...too much phony fighting and so tired of all the stooopid Sal schtick and re-tread bits...over & over & over....
every few weeks....Benjy re-writes from the archives
or the Wrap Up Show...

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !! I hope Ralph isn't alone today....
....maybe he's eating with Robin??

peace & love

[Snotty]

I'm sure someone needs a "Turkey".................

[Howard Stork]

Ralph is "gobbling" on Sam Simon's cock.

[AGT Blows]

No one invites Ralph to Thanksgiving dinner because it's too much work to lock up all the valuables in the house. Allegedly.

[Frank Snotra]

Howard would just rant against the fans...."You complain when I have Ralph on?!? Now you complain when he's NOT HERE!?!? What IS THIS ROBIN!?!?" ("I dunno Howard hewhewhewhewhew") And then he would say that he has Ralph on when HE feels like it etc. etc. blahblahblah, Most fans then start gettting a headache listening to an old grunpy guy never giving a straight answer

[fccstandards]

He has his own show called Geektime, where he gets to do what he wants, so he no longer needs to get his opinions out on the Stern Show

[Rocinante]

Would you want that faeg to make snide comments about your house and the food you serve him?

[j shmuck]

I always loved when Ralph called in to the Stern show. He was usually funny, stirred up shit, and often called out Howard and Robin.

While there are aspect of his personality that are disgusting (the entitled mooching, steeling from friends ect) I thought he was a huge plus for the show.

I'm guessing that Howard has basically phased Ralph out of his life. The incident when Ralph got wasted and threw up on the guest house sheets was the excuse Howard needed to drop the berry faced one

[Matwiow]

Ralph hasn't called in at all? If he lives on SI, maybe he had storm damage and his cardboard cut out of C3P0 got damaged, and he is traumatized. I bet he has been in California being a bottom for Sam.

[slats7]

I refuse to share utensils or dip with people who might have HIV.

[Dainty Jainty]

I always loved when Ralph called in to the Stern show. He was usually funny, stirred up shit, and often called out Howard and Robin.

While there are aspect of his personality that are disgusting (the entitled mooching, steeling from friends ect) I thought he was a huge plus for the show.

I feel the same way! I'm not a Ralph hater.