Happy Anniversary Howard & Beth

**Bye You!** · 11-22-2012, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Thelma

Urgent need for Beth to write "Oh My Cat"!!

oh duh! she's a dog expert, i forgot.

she knows nothing about cats. i was going to sign up to Twitter just to question her credentials.

**Sacredcow** · 11-22-2012, 10:36 AM

Beth and Howie are great philanthropists They really use their celebrity for the betterment of all Hamptons animals. Their dedication with the photo shoots and all the money that is raised by them and other celebrities like Bobo, and Eric the Actor. Truly inspiring.

**Goo For You** · 11-22-2012, 10:45 AM

Seagulls are fucking disgusting pests. If Beth would have unwrapped a candy bar that creature would have bitten her face off to take it.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 11-22-2012, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Nemo

https://twitter.com/BethStern/status/271665141806948352

Apple has this! Help anyone? @clintm10: @BethStern have any experience w/cat acne? I've tried everything the vet knows. Still no results.

Cat acne? Well, we wouldn't want Apple to fuck up Beth's next beauty shot for twitter.

Unacceptable.

**David999** · 11-22-2012, 03:01 PM

I saw not to long ago a photo chop of a seagull taking a dump on Beth's head. Now I know where the inspiration came from. Thanks Nemo

**Frank Snotra** · 11-22-2012, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

oh duh! she's a dog expert, i forgot.

she knows nothing about cats. i was going to sign up to Twitter just to question her credentials.

"cat acne?" Can you imagine? She's probably been trying to pop a few nipples on Apple's underside. (Uh, Apple IS a girl, right?) No matter, Beff is warming up the QVC machine to sell "Catacil"

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 11-22-2012, 03:18 PM

Cat acne? Now I've heard everything. The Bimba strikes again

**Smartguy** · 11-22-2012, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

https://twitter.com/BethStern/status/271549779815845888

Beth up early.
Cult of TM

The basic tenant of meditation is to empty ones mind of all thought. I doubt that is a big stretch for Beth.

**whatsit** · 11-22-2012, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

Wilding Turkeys....

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/11/2...-in-brookline/

Complaints About Turkey Attacks On The Rise In Brookline

wahahahaha

**DlistCelebutard** · 11-22-2012, 03:50 PM

Isn't Beth constantly doing Trans Med anyway?? After all, her mind is always blank.

**Herc** · 11-22-2012, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

one year ago the sterns announced they were pescetarians
Howard blew off a family dinner for this amazing seagull release.
A couple of weeks after the seagull release Stern officially became an AGT judge.

In unrelated news Howard's sister and parents were homeless for a few days after Sandy......and Howard made no donation to Red Cross

This video makes my "Hate Meter" explode . . .

**Goo For You** · 11-22-2012, 04:46 PM

^ Seriously. What's she going to do next? Save a rat that killed a child by biting him in the throat? Maybe give that rat some sort of ultra fancy surgery? Oh and anti-depressants!

**Bye You!** · 11-22-2012, 04:57 PM

i had a cat who would sometimes get chin pimples. they are hard to see, only noticed them when i would be rubbing her chin and looking. Nothing ever came of them.

Poor beth's animals are going to suffer from Munchausen's Sydrome by Proxy.

**aquadog** · 11-22-2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

Cat acne? Well, we wouldn't want Apple to fuck up Beth's next beauty shot for twitter.

Unacceptabo.

Fixed

**tv910** · 11-22-2012, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

i had a cat who would sometimes get chin pimples. they are hard to see, only noticed them when i would be rubbing her chin and looking. Nothing ever came of them.

Poor beth's animals are going to suffer from Munchausen's Sydrome by Proxy.

Howard and Beth can't tell the truth or keep their stories straight about anything. Remember when Howard said Beth had researched Apple's skin problem and found some miraculous all-natural drug (without the side effects that steroids have) that completely cured her? However, when people on Twitter asked Beth about it she gave the name of a drug that IS a steroid. Then a few months later Howard completely contradicted himself and said Apple wasn't feeling well due to her skin problems and side effects from the medicine. Now she has "cat acne"? WTF?

**Thedomina** · 11-22-2012, 07:06 PM

I have much to be thankful for....beth finally blocked me on twitter!

**isabella** · 11-22-2012, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

one year ago the sterns announced they were pescetarians
Howard blew off a family dinner for this amazing seagull release.
A couple of weeks after the seagull release Stern officially became an AGT judge.

In unrelated news Howard's sister and parents were homeless for a few days after Sandy......and Howard made no donation to Red Cross

i forgot how pathetic this video was. all through it howard sounded like a daddy who was humoring his 7yr old child and was talking down to the retard. even beth's choice of clothes was childish!
it's hard to believe this isn't a parody.

**hbosch** · 11-22-2012, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

one year ago the sterns announced they were pescetarians
Howard blew off a family dinner for this amazing seagull release.
A couple of weeks after the seagull release Stern officially became an AGT judge.

In unrelated news Howard's sister and parents were homeless for a few days after Sandy......and Howard made no donation to Red Cross

is that her making those barely audible noises after the bird is out of the box? Is she using words, or is that just retard grunts? I threw up a little in my mouth watching this.