Most of my wieght will be from drinking, I have until next monday off, so i'm going to binge drink from tonight till then. Whatever I gain, I'll loose very soon I don't eat much and I'm sure I can loose it quick.
It's going to be fucking great. Lots of beer and wine flowing freely, which is neccessary to get through T-Day with all of the annoying relatives that you have to pretend that you give a shit (and vice versa) what you're up to....I'll put on 4-6+ pounds by next week easy....no work until Monday, lets party.
I don't want to think about it. I've made the mashed potatoes and the pie crusts, plus just threw the turkey in the fridge to brine over-nite.
I'm in a conundrum as we're in the holiday season and I love to cook, but I'm not thin, yet my wife is leaving for a new job in another state for a few months, while I wait here until spring with my job until we think we can sell the house around Spring-time or so.
I keep telling her I've got to get in better shape to help attract a temporary mate for the next few months to help me hold down the house because I'm horrible at remembering things. She laughs.
Last edited by Former Glory; 11-21-2012 at 10:43 PM.
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