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  1. 11-21-2012, 08:24 PM #1
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    You ever fucked a Turkey?

    Well, Gobble Gobble Bitches!

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    Your threads are consistently fucking terrible
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    Tofurky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Once but I was gonna share it in the Funny Thanksgiving Day stories thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
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    4:25 in..."Did you cum in this chicken?"
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    You're fucking fowl
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    Having sex with a bird cavity is really weird because you can get your entire hand inside one of those. It would be like having sex with a diseased greasy large sack.
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    Sometimes I tie the turkeys legs together first, It's much juicer and tighter that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Having sex with a bird cavity is really weird because you can get your entire hand inside one of those. It would be like having sex with a diseased greasy large sack.
    oh, that's why it's weird
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    Quote Originally Posted by UncaDollas View Post
    Sometimes I tie the turkeys legs together first, It's much juicer and tighter that way.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Having sex with a bird cavity is really weird because you can get your entire hand inside one of those. It would be like having sex with a diseased greasy large sack.
    Like a hot dog down a hallway, only witb samonella
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