A day in the life of Slippy.

[Dream Theater]

wha is a opp

besides the police force in robocop

Other People's Pussy

[HAL]

*hugs Slippy*

[Dream Theater]

[Vyb]

I like the yellow one.

Fair enough.

[Napoleon V]

yeah u know me

This post is an example of a cyber dance.

[Ron Decline]

A bad day. They really aren't all like this.

Gave my kids my bank card last week to take out $20 for a "cyber dance" that they wanted to go to, after checking my account today found out they took out $40. Thieving little fucks.

They were already doomed before they got home - but then one of them came home in tears with his face black and blue.

After an hour on the phone with the principle, I called OPP. They should be here shortly. Pictures already taken of my son's face. (karma, you ask? don't think I didn't suggest that to him) Still unacceptable.

As I wait for the OPP, my BFF pulls into the driveway, walks into my door in tears and says "I just need a fucking hug, Lori". Her dad has been assessed with cancer riddled through his whole body, her mom was just found on Tuesday after having a heart attack and stuck on the floor in the bathroom since Sunday.

Anybody need an excuse to drink? Feel free to take one of those and run with it.

(but wait until after the cops leave)

Slip, you know many of my travails. Now you know why I don't drink. If I drank each time I took a body blow like your friend, I'd be a total alcoholic.

[Chaos]

A bad day. They really aren't all like this.

Gave my kids my bank card last week to take out $20 for a "cyber dance" that they wanted to go to, after checking my account today found out they took out $40. Thieving little fucks.

They were already doomed before they got home - but then one of them came home in tears with his face black and blue.

After an hour on the phone with the principle, I called OPP. They should be here shortly. Pictures already taken of my son's face. (karma, you ask? don't think I didn't suggest that to him) Still unacceptable.

As I wait for the OPP, my BFF pulls into the driveway, walks into my door in tears and says "I just need a fucking hug, Lori". Her dad has been assessed with cancer riddled through his whole body, her mom was just found on Tuesday after having a heart attack and stuck on the floor in the bathroom since Sunday.

Anybody need an excuse to drink? Feel free to take one of those and run with it.

(but wait until after the cops leave)

You need a hug while you have a beer

[kelliejean]

I am all for drinking slippy

[beatlejews]

Let's go see Lincoln

[Slippy]

wha is a opp

besides the police force in robocop

Ontario Provincial Police.

The highlight of my afternoon, despite why they were here.

What is it about a man in uniform that makes my lower parts tingle???

[Slippy]

I am all for drinking slippy

Kell, I'd have gone off the deep edge years ago if it weren't for beer.

[Slippy]

My incredibly lovely day ended up in a BRUTAL screaming match with PP. I still can't believe the little fuck was brave enough to yell at me like that.

My tolerance was already shot, he knew he was in the wrong so was in "self defense" mode - refusing to back down. I'm still a little hoarse from screaming so loudly.

I hope this day gets fucked in it's ass.

[Mr. Potato Head]

And then what happened?

[Slippy]

And then what happened?

Then, I threw him the fuck out of my house - and he took this piece of shit laptop, and it took me forever to hook back up after I let him stay ('cause the cops showed up as he was packing up his clothes)- so I quietly called him more bad words as I figured it out.

AND - I have the personal business card of one of the handsome officers.

[Rolling Pin]

What a terrible day, sorry Slips.

[hoochieking]

I've never found you funny, and always knew you were an utter asshole. Thank you for solidifying my beliefs.

[kelliejean]

I've never found you funny, and always knew you were an utter asshole. Thank you for solidifying my beliefs.

i dont think she was trying to be funny just venting.

[Slippy]

I've never found you funny, and always knew you were an utter asshole. Thank you for solidifying my beliefs.

Now you can't even come up with your own lines?

Time to give up, hooch.

[Slippy]

i dont think she was trying to be funny just venting.

I wasn't - I just said that exact line to him in a thread where he was laughing about Shiv's dog dying today.

Guy's an asshole.

[hoochieking]

i dont think she was trying to be funny just venting.

Oh I thought she was trying to be funny because her life is such a joke