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  1. 11-21-2012, 04:12 PM #1
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    A day in the life of Slippy.

    A bad day. They really aren't all like this.

    Gave my kids my bank card last week to take out $20 for a "cyber dance" that they wanted to go to, after checking my account today found out they took out $40. Thieving little fucks.

    They were already doomed before they got home - but then one of them came home in tears with his face black and blue.

    After an hour on the phone with the principle, I called OPP. They should be here shortly. Pictures already taken of my son's face. (karma, you ask? don't think I didn't suggest that to him) Still unacceptable.

    As I wait for the OPP, my BFF pulls into the driveway, walks into my door in tears and says "I just need a fucking hug, Lori". Her dad has been assessed with cancer riddled through his whole body, her mom was just found on Tuesday after having a heart attack and stuck on the floor in the bathroom since Sunday.

    Anybody need an excuse to drink? Feel free to take one of those and run with it.

    (but wait until after the cops leave)
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  2. 11-21-2012, 04:18 PM #2
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    You down with OPP?
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  3. 11-21-2012, 04:20 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    You down with OPP?
    yeah u know me
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  4. 11-21-2012, 04:20 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingGums View Post
    yeah u know me
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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingGums View Post
    yeah u know me
    This post is an example of a cyber dance.
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  6. 11-21-2012, 04:18 PM #6
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    The fuck's a cyber dance?
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  7. 11-21-2012, 10:55 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    The fuck's a cyber dance?
    They buy milk in bags.
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  8. 11-21-2012, 04:19 PM #8
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    Remember, it's princiPAL

    cuz, he's your PAL. Like HAL.
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  9. 11-21-2012, 04:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Remember, it's princiPAL

    cuz, he's your PAL. Like HAL.
    So you are saying this principal types 3 word replies, watches MyFreeCams porn daily and has a gay long distance e-affair with Baltimore Mike?
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  10. 11-21-2012, 04:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    So you are saying this principal types 3 word replies, watches MyFreeCams porn daily and has a gay long distance e-affair with Baltimore Mike?
    Yeah that's right. Hi 5.

    And what's wrong with the SALOON scratch DT?
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  11. 11-21-2012, 04:27 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Yeah that's right. Hi 5.

    And what's wrong with the SALOON scratch DT?
    I like the yellow one.
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  12. 11-21-2012, 04:30 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I like the yellow one.
    Fair enough.
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  13. 11-21-2012, 04:20 PM #13
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    This is why I don't talk to people, or have kids.

    Everything is always very even keeled for me.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  14. 11-21-2012, 10:59 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    This is why I don't talk to people, or have kids.

    Everything is always very even keeled for me.
    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif
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  15. 11-21-2012, 04:20 PM #15
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    $20 x 2 = $40
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    $20 x 2 = $40
    Now do some math regarding creation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Now do some math regarding creation!
    nothing + nothing = nothing
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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  18. 11-21-2012, 04:23 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    $20 x 2 = $40
    Show off.
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    After you get all boozed up NO DRIVING.......don't wanna have to blow your car again!
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