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    Sex and alcohol make you happier than kids and religion, study finds 2 days ago

    This changes everything.



    Kids are said to fill our lives with poignancy and inexplicable joy, yet it appears many parents would rather be tossing back some bourbon and rolling around in their skivvies than taking care of their beloved offspring. A new study by Carsten Grimm from the University of Canterbury in New Zealand has found people rate sex as the top activity that brings them happiness, followed by drinking alcohol or "partying." Caring for kids (yawn) fell down the list at number five. God also got the cold shoulder, with people rating meditating and religion at number four. [

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    hope they didnt spend alot of money on that newsflash
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    Same university found its easier to fall asleep when tired than wide awake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Same university found its easier to fall asleep when tired than wide awake
    here comes the disgruntled dads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Same university found its easier to fall asleep when tired than wide awake

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    Same university found its easier to fall asleep when tired than wide awake
    Hee.

    And "tornadoes are windy."

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    new zealanders fuck sheep
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    new zealanders fuck sheep
    here comes the freaky dude that believes everything from an 2 thousand year old book.

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    you think so Professor?

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    Oh, this is a "here comes the..." thread

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    more of a dribble than a popoff
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    I have a healthy sex life, don't care much for drinking and I'm an atheist. So I'm doing alright.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    I only know religion sucks.
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    I kinda like all four to various degrees. I like to drink occasionally, fuck a lot, I love my kids and I occasionally pray, although I have no idea to what or if anything is listening.


    Also, I like a good nap and really good food.
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    I kinda like all four to various degrees. I like to drink occasionally, fuck a lot, I love my kids and I occasionally pray, although I have no idea to what or if anything is listening.


    Also, I like a good nap and really good food.


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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    We should get drunk and blow each other...






    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    It depends on the person. I get laid a good twice a week, more this week as my wife isn't travelling with work. I don't care much for drinking anymore, used to love it now I don't even finish the first drink I pour. I'm a big kid at heart so love taking my kids hunting, fishing, snowmobiling. Love watching them play football, hockey and baseball. I love sitting down and having dinner as a family at night.


    Other people like schmoopy and dave are content to sit alone in their apartment all weekend and get high.

    Different strokes I guess.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    It depends on the person. I get laid a good twice a week, more this week as my wife isn't travelling with work. I don't care much for drinking anymore, used to love it now I don't even finish the first drink I pour. I'm a big kid at heart so love taking my kids hunting, fishing, snowmobiling. Love watching them play football, hockey and baseball. I love sitting down and having dinner as a family at night.


    Other people like schmoopy and dave are content to sit alone in their apartment all weekend and get high.

    Different strokes I guess.
    Some people are not made to have children. I might still have them. I am thinking about getting a lesbian couple pregnent and having visitation rights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Some people are not made to have children. I might still have them. I am thinking about getting a lesbian couple pregnent and having visitation rights.
    Unfortunately many who aren't meant to have them, do and have a lot. Robeson school in Chicago has one in seven high schoolers pregnant right now. Not throughout the year but at this very moment. WTF? Yes, they are welfare babies and surely going to be future gangbangers.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Some people are not made to have children. I might still have them. I am thinking about getting a lesbian couple pregnent and having visitation rights.
    Lipstick or butch?

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