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  1. 11-21-2012, 12:35 PM #41
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    So fellatio is okay
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  2. 11-21-2012, 12:36 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I haven't so much as sniffed a beercap and gotten behind the wheel in 3 years.

    I'm of a mind to install breathalyzers on my boys first cars, when I get them one. I think there's a country that enforces that - I wanna say Europe...
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  3. 11-21-2012, 12:38 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markijuano View Post
    So fellatio is okay
    Encouraged, no less.

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    Gumdrop! Time to Thrust!
    I can come and visit you now! Wait............where the fuck is Montaner?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  4. 11-21-2012, 12:38 PM #44
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    O/U for slippy´s inevitable "I just got another DUI" thread is set at 6 weeks
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  5. 11-21-2012, 12:39 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Encouraged, no less.



    I can come and visit you now! Wait............where the fuck is Montaner?
    Drive west for a minor eternity. I will be waiting...
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  6. 11-21-2012, 12:40 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    O/U for slippy´s inevitable "I just got another DUI" thread is set at 6 weeks
    Why the hate son? You gay 'broham?
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  7. 11-21-2012, 12:40 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    O/U for slippy´s inevitable "I just got another DUI" thread is set at 6 weeks
    What are we betting, dickface? I'm in.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  8. 11-21-2012, 12:41 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Why the hate son? You gay 'broham?
    It's schtick, goat. He secretly loves me and is discouraged that I e-belong to you.

    Feel sad for him.
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  9. 11-21-2012, 12:43 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Did your car get married?
    Hell yeah it did.

    Car is all sad now
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  10. 11-21-2012, 12:44 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    It's schtick, goat. He secretly loves me and is discouraged that I e-belong to you.

    Feel sad for him.
    Poor Ridic.
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  11. 11-21-2012, 12:45 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Third input is open for business?
    That's how she fills the car up with gas.

















































    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.
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  12. 11-21-2012, 12:46 PM #52
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    When I saw the headline for this thread, I thought for sure that you eloped with PP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    No way. I wouldn't cheer for losing THOSE kinds of blowjobs.

    The ignition interlock condition has been removed from my license. No more blowing a vehicle to drive it!
    Now I understand...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  14. 11-21-2012, 12:55 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Decline View Post
    When I saw the headline for this thread, I thought for sure that you eloped with PP.
    I might be a little thick, and it takes a lot to teach me a lesson - but when I learn, I learn. No more drinking and driving, and I'd sew my vagina shut before I got married again.
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  15. 11-21-2012, 01:04 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    your blowjob is getting married to a car?
    A moving précis.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I might be a little thick, and it takes a lot to teach me a lesson - but when I learn, I learn. No more drinking and driving, and I'd sew my vagina shut before I got married again.



    How's the new gig going my Hostess Twinkie?
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  17. 11-21-2012, 01:07 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Decline View Post



    How's the new gig going my Hostess Twinkie?
    It's a pain in my ass, Ron, for not enough return.

    It's better than nothing, for now, but the full return of my license should fix this for me.
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  18. 11-21-2012, 01:09 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    It's a pain in my ass, Ron, for not enough return.

    It's better than nothing, for now, but the full return of my license should fix this for me.
    If you're looking for a job, it's a HELLUVA lot easier when you already have one.

    So keep-a-goin Sugar.
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