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    Danica Patrick is getting divorced.

    Her soon to be ex-husband is 17 years older than her. I guess she wasn't screaming "GO DADDY, GO DADDY" enough in the bedroom. Than would change if she met me.



    Derka Derka Derka

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    overrated by nascar hillbillies
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    overrated by nascar hillbillies
    Better than an ugly nascar chick.
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    she goes full time sprint cup next year....that the reason?

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    I used to like her. Not any more.

    1. Too much diva attitude
    2. Not enough ability. Her one win in Indycar was kind of a fluke. She has no prayer of winning in NASCAR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    she goes full time sprint cup next year....that the reason?
    Depends on the prenup is my guess.

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    He is probably sick of those horrible go daddy commercials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    she goes full time sprint cup next year....that the reason?
    P.S. Great av.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    she goes full time sprint cup next year....that the reason?
    43 drivers in every race, and 42 of them have penises.

    I'm guessing she's already banged one of them
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    I hope she crashes into the wall at 180 mph and dies in a fiery explosion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Her soon to be ex-husband is 17 years older than her. I guess she wasn't screaming "GO DADDY, GO DADDY" enough in the bedroom. Than would change if she met me.
    She'd be screaming "Bend Over! Bend Over!" but not in reference to your name.

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    That bitch won one Indy race because everone else ran out of gas.Cried like a baby with her parents up there when she won and acted liked she drove for it and won it.She sucks!!! And is a midget!

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    I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out that she's a rug muncher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphberries View Post
    That bitch won one Indy race because everone else ran out of gas.Cried like a baby with her parents up there when she won and acted liked she drove for it and won it.She sucks!!! And is a midget!
    Lest we forget the "Danica" rule instituted after that win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Decline View Post
    I used to like her. Not any more.

    1. Too much diva attitude
    2. Not enough ability. Her one win in Indycar was kind of a fluke. She has no prayer of winning in NASCAR.


    Win-ability in NASCAR is all team & money .... A trained Chimp could win in one of those cars if he was with the right team... It takes very little talent to press the gas pedal & turn left for 3 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Decline View Post
    P.S. Great av.
    thanks ron

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    43 drivers in every race, and 42 of them have penises.

    I'm guessing she's already banged one of them
    this

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Win-ability in NASCAR is all team & money .... A trained Chimp could win in one of those cars if he was with the right team... It takes very little talent to press the gas pedal & turn left for 3 hours
    So, how do you explain that Jimmy Johnson won the championship like 5 years in a row. He's a member of a 4 car team and the other three didn't win in that time. All the same team.

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