What a fucking cunt

[gridman]

What's an oz?



Makes sense. My ex-husband once bought me flowers to attempt to apologize for being an abusive piece of shit drug addict. He had to drive over them in the driveway for days before he cleaned them up.

I was on a drive home one day and would stop and pick each wildflower I came across till I had a bouquet ..I wasnt in trouble though

[Billy]

dick


how bout plex though

Eh. I don't know. I hope he plays like he has something to prove.

Batch worries me though. We suffered for years with him in Detroit.

[Slippy]

I was on a drive home one day and would stop and pick each wildflower I came across till I had a bouquet ..I wasnt in trouble though

Well that's just fuckin' sweet.

Bet you got laid.

[zhukov]

how much you get for it?

[gridman]

Well that's just fuckin' sweet.

Bet you got laid.

I used to do shit like that all the time till it got to the point where it seemed they just didnt give a fuck ...Id get something like.."oh thats nice"

[zhukov]

Well that's just fuckin' sweet.

Bet you got laid.

and you bought that

no wonder he gets laid

[gridman]

and you bought that

no wonder he gets laid

Easy buddy..Im workin here

[zhukov]

Easy buddy..Im workin here

​fuck, sorry pal

[Slippy]

I used to do shit like that all the time till it got to the point where it seemed they just didnt give a fuck ...Id get something like.."oh thats nice"

Gotta appreciate the small gestures like that. Their loss.

and you bought that

no wonder he gets laid

Dude...I married a guy who'd already beaten the shit out of me twice. I'm a sucker for the considerate gestures.

[zhukov]

Gotta appreciate the small gestures like that. Their loss.



Dude...I married a guy who'd already beaten the shit out of me twice. I'm a sucker for the considerate gestures.

sounds more like you are a sucker for, ahem, a roundhouse right

[Slippy]

sounds more like you are a sucker for, ahem, a roundhouse right

Don't ever underestimate me. I lost, but I fought like a motherfucker each time. He was 6'2 and 220 lbs, I'm 5'7 and 120. I wasn't working with good odds.

On 2 different occasions there was a butcher knife removed from my hands.

Love is quite simply stupid. Not blind - he was gorgeous - but stupid.

Let's go back to Gwarn pawning off his wedding rings, shall we?