Two Dudes Show Their Cock & Balls to Jessica Biel

[Snotty]

Here's part of the interview. This sounds very much like the 'bag of black dildos' story. An attractive bland woman looking for something clever to say. I wonder how much she paid Howard?
"We're in the spa, in the sauna and in walked two husky Austrian men…OK, I thought this is a little unusual but we're in Europe…I didn't really know what the protocol was," the Total Recall star said, noting she wore a bikini that day. "They drop their towels -- they are butt naked!

"Older, husky men -- they were naked and I'm in the middle of them!" she said. "I look over and I realize, yes it is confirmed, there are balls on wood! Not just naked, but balls on wood Dave!

What a stupid cunt, "Stupid Cunt I say!" It should be balls FROM wood..............

[karimadh]

Only time she opens her mouth would be to suck my dick, otherwise i would tape it shut while i fuck her

[Robert Higgins]

Only time she opens her mouth would be to suck my dick, otherwise i would tape it shut while i fuck her

Her mouth isn't the opening I'd be aiming for

[Free Food]

boy she can really weave a tale that one..isnt timberlake supposed to actually be a smart/clever guy in real life? what does he see in her?

Her ass.

[PI Nate]

Her ass.

works for me...

[beetlejosh]

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[gearhead]

Seems like most women try that haircut she has there once, as if it will somehow magically look good on one of them. Should never be done unless they are hiding a third eye or some other mutation.

No doubt. That haircut is Brutal and the face isn't that hot . she better work hard to keep that killer bod in shape.

[Gusbuss]

Her ass.

I didn't recognized her when she first walked on Letterman, all I thought was this chick has a big ass. I didn't realize this is what she is famous.

[Robert Higgins]

[Chimney Portions]

I don't like her face. Can I say that and not lose my mucho-macho status here?!?

And that wooden, awful delivery of "not just naked, but balls on wood, Dave!".................

What's she looking to be the new queen of comedy?!?

She has a fantastic body, but that just ain't enough for me.

I used to hate her face, but at some point I started to find her pretty. Her body has always been insane though.

She comes off as a humorless, entirely fake person.

[Chimney Portions]

No doubt. That haircut is Brutal and the face isn't that hot . she better work hard to keep that killer bod in shape.

God I fucking hate that look. Morgan Webb from X-Play and Veronica Belmont from Tekzilla both went and did that. It's fucking awfful.

[PI Nate]

what fag asked what timbercrank sees in her?

[gearhead]

god i fucking hate that look. Morgan webb from x-play and veronica belmont from tekzilla both went and did that. It's fucking awfful.

bruuuuuce. Lmao