I just jerked off, busted a nut on the the floor and the dog licked it up.

[UncaDollas]

I feel kind of gross.

[Boss Ono]

You've had quite a night.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

I feel kind of gross.

The fact that you jerk off with the dog in the room is also kind of fucked up, yo.

[wanker]

my sheltie once came out of my gfs bath room with a used tampon in its mouth...

[Scott]

Male or female dog? It matters.

[wanker]

Male or female dog? It matters.

male, he was born with an xtra vertebra loved that lil guy, had to put down

[UncaDollas]

Male or female dog? It matters.

Well ... thank you sir. Her cunt is tight. She's a bitch. No queer here!

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

[bertman19]

Were you masturbating to your dog? Sounds like the dog knew what to expect from you and your cock.

[bobtraw]

my sheltie once came out of my gfs bath room with a used tampon in its mouth...

I don't know if this is worse or not but we had a cat once who went out for a stroll around the neighborhood and brought someone else's used tampon to our door.

[Pony]

I don't know if this is worse or not but we had a cat once who went out for a stroll around the neighborhood and brought someone else's used tampon to our door.

Way worse.

[tomtom]

My ex girlfriend and I were fooling around, she went down on me and I look up and there is my dog just staring at us. I had to put her out of the room. Too weird. She was cool though, the next day I took her for a walk and she acted like she didn't see anything.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

Were you masturbating to your dog? Sounds like the dog knew what to expect from you and your cock.

You've obviously never had a dog. They'll lick anything. Anti-freeze even.

[HeinousMark]

dogs will eat their own turds....

[wanker]

I don't know if this is worse or not but we had a cat once who went out for a stroll around the neighborhood and brought someone else's used tampon to our door.

mmm worse id say