Mrs Shiv is going nuts in me right now

[The Shiv]

woopty doo i stopped for a few drinks after work and didnt tell her

[Oderus]

Put her on. I"ll talk to her.

[MatthewT]

women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em

[Chriza]

"In you"?

Pussah?

[MatthewT]

i like how Shiv tells people his wife came back tho

[gridman]

Give her Slippys number..Shes been through this

[doughhead63]

Are you yelling at each other?

The kids need to see you yelling at each other...teaches them how to solve problems

[DroppingLoads]

Always call dude.

[gilaet]

stuffing the envelope

[Mack]

women. can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em

hiking or deep sea fishing.

[Avery]

Tell her to calm down.


That usually gets women to calm down.

[HAL]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[hoochieking]

Good to see you crazy kids got back together shiv :btu:

[baltimore mike]

tell her i said shes a cunt

[Estocada]

Start every sentence with "Bitch". After a few drinks, this is perfectly acceptable

[Pstruct]

Tell her to calm down.


That usually gets women to calm down.

[KOC]

Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.

[freds]

Tell her to calm down.


That usually gets women to calm down.

i usually use the "you're acting like a lunatic" approach.

[freds]

Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.

"who are you, my grandmother?"

[The Shiv]

Guaranteed move to win her back over, Shiv. Just look at her, roll your eyes, and say, "Okay, *insert her mother's name* ". Works every time.

i actually did that