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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    He's still on ignore.

    la-la-la-la.
    i can tell when you peek
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    it will be even harder face to face
    What does his face look like? Does he have pimples?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiriusDawg View Post
    But he forgives.....except not recently

    Maybe he could come outside in the next few years
    Jesus is still in the forgiving business; you just have to realize that you're in desperate need of a savior. If you confess your sins to Jesus, He will forgive them. He's good like that
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiriusDawg View Post
    What does his face look like? Does he have pimples?
    uh, you won't be able to see, because you won't be able to stand, or to look upon His visage. but keep mocking an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient supernatual deity, and good luck!
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    keep mocking an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient supernatual deity, and good luck!
    Can I build a boat before I go up for our meeting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiriusDawg View Post
    Can I build a boat before I go up for our meeting?
    you can do as you please
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Matthew needs to move to Texas. We do not scoff at the Word Of God down here, Brother...Can I get a Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!

    A psychiatric examination was ordered for Andrea. One psychiatrist, featured on Mugshots, asked Andrea what she thought would happen to the children. She indicated that she believed God would "take them up." He reversed the question and asked what might have happened if she had not taken their lives.
    "I guess they would have continued stumbling," which meant "they would have gone to hell."
    He wanted to know specifically what they had done to give her the idea they weren't behaving properly. She responded that they didn't treat Rusty's mother well, adding that, "They didn't do things God likes."
    http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/n...tes/index.html


    A housewife in New Chapel Hill, Texas who saw herself as a religious sister to Andrea Yates, the housewife who drowned her five children in 2001, Laney began to see "signs." Her 14-month-old son, Aaron, was playing with a spear. That was the first signal from God that she was to do something to her children.
    She resisted, not certain that she understood. But the signs continued.


    When Aaron presented Laney with a rock that day, she later reported that she believed she was supposed to pay attention. This was a symbol. Later that same day, he squeezed a frog. Then she understood. She was to kill her children, either by stoning them, strangling them or stabbing them. God had shown her three ways.


    Again she told God no, but again she felt pressured to comply. "Each time it was getting worse and worse," she later said, "the way it had to be done." In other words, the more she resisted, the worse the death would be for her children. She decided that rocks would be preferable to strangulation, so she found some in preparation.
    Laney knew she had to "step out in faith." She had to trust God...
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    sad story is sad
    dead babies go to heaven
    the people who kill them, maybe not so much
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    maybe not so much
    So, you aren't sure?

    Maybe God flips a coin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    sad story is sad
    dead babies go to heaven
    the people who kill them, maybe not so much
    GOD spoke to them Matt, just like Abraham. Yet this Pagan Satanic society calls them "crazy"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    dude, fuck them all for one second and focus on you. what about you. where are you going to be after you die. how are you going to get there. what or who will you trust to save you. focus on you. your life here on earth is finite; your afterlife is eternal. focus on that for one day.
    After I die there wont be anything for me. Just as 500 years ago I wasn't here, I didn't care then that I wasn't there, in 500 years I won't be here or there or anywhere and I won't care. I grew up believing in god, my mother took us too church sunday morning, sunday night and wednesday night. I was afraid of god, I was scared when I was a mere 13 years old and getting a boner looking at Mrs. Falletti's legs in church. As I go into my teens we didn't go to church and one day years later for one reason or another I was in a church, listening to the stories of god and it hit me like a ton of bricks, "this shit isn't real"

    There is so much in the universe we can't explain, so much it would boggle the most brilliant of minds. With that I can't say there wasn't a superior design to the universe. I just don't think he is some omni presence that commands you worship him on faith, that sent his child into the womb of a married man to be put upon a cross and tortured just for the soul purpose of allowing us to go to heaven and if we don't believe this story we are going to go to hell and burn for eternity.

    As fla fla asked, no I don't think any of this will sink into your head matt. I just wanted to answer your question in the most telling way. I am agnostic, there could be a superior being I guess but he isn't the one that will make me burn in hell because I don't worship his dead son. He also isn't the one that gave Mrs. Falletti such great legs that made me feel so turned on yet scared about having impure thoughts.


    Damn, that was about 30 years ago, I wonder if Mrs. Falletti's legs held up
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    I got up this morning with the intent to change my ways and open myself up to god's love and forgiveness. Then I opened the fridge to find that the orange juice was near empty. Fuck it, there is no god.

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    winning

    "not when he looked so fierce"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    I got up this morning with the intent to change my ways and open myself up to god's love and forgiveness. Then I opened the fridge to find that the orange juice was near empty. Fuck it, there is no god.
    I opened my fridge yesterday and opened the brand new quart of milk and it was fucking sour. And it's the second time that I've gotten bad milk from the same place.

    Spoke to the manager this morning and they replaced it for free.

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